One fat hen. Couple 'a ducks.

[Kire]

Three baby brown bears.
Four rabbit running hairs.
Five fat fidgety females.
Six simple simons selling salt in Siam.
Seven slimy sailors sniffing snuff at sea.
Eight elongated elephants escalating on an elevator.
Nine nasty nose nibbly-i, nibbling on the noses of nine nasty nose nibbly-i.
Ten two ton, two tone transcontinental tractor trailers trucking two hundred twenty two tons of tetley tea from Tallahassee, Tennesse to Tucson, Texas.

[orleans]

1. one hen

two ducks
three squawking geese
four limerick oysters
five corpulent porpoises
six pairs of don alvarsos' tweezers
seven thousand macedonians in full battle array
eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of egypt
nine apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth
ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who haul quay around the quo of the quivvy of the quarry all at the same time!