I have PMS. Ask me anything.

[Garage Queen]

I said ASK ME ANYTHING, POND SCUM!

Go ahead. I dare you.

x(

[newsguyatl]

1. why are you in such a bitchy mood?

:evilgrin:

[Garage Queen]

10. I have PMS. (DUH!)

Now, drop and give me 20!

[Sanity Claws]

2. Do you have a gun?

[Garage Queen]

11. No, I do not have a gun.

What kind of a stttooooopid question is that?

;-)

[Sanity Claws]

3. Do you have a gun?

Sorry for posting twice -- my hands were shakey. I was afraid you might say yes.

[havocmom]

4. want half of my Dove Bar?

It's dark chocolate

[Garage Queen]

12. (perk!) DARK chocolate, you say?

MIIIIIINE!

:9

[SarahB]

5. Do you get cranky or depressed?

I just get depressed (not that it doesn't occasionally manifest itself in slight cranky-like ways. :7

[Garage Queen]

14. I don't get so much "cranky" as I do "impatient."

My fuse gets really short for no apparent reason.

And, you can add a sprinkling of "depressed" in there as well.

[SarahB]

17. Here ya go...

:hug:

Being a woman isn't always easy to say the least. :(

[bobbobbins]

6. thats kinda hot

[Garage Queen]

16. It is? Well...

FINE! BE that way! See if I care!

(runs down hallway sobbing, slams door behind her)

[AlCzervik]

7. I have cramps, bad ones!!! I have no questions.

[Garage Queen]

20. I'm sending a case of chocolate to you asap.

Along with a large bottle of Tylenol.

[AlCzervik]

30. I'm waiting by my front door, it's not here yet!!!! UUUGGGHHHHH

[Garage Queen]

40. Oh, that's because I *emailed* it to you.

Check your in-box .... (snerk)

[msgadget]

8. How do you tell the difference between it and a regular bad mood?

(don't hurt me!)

[Garage Queen]

22. *calmly looks over at msgadget*

*and lands a smack on the back of the head*

Any MORE questions, gadget?

;-)

[msgadget]

25. Ow, sorry!

:cry: Call me when it's over!

[skypilot]

9. PMS?

Is that better than DSL?

[Garage Queen]

24. Waaaay better than DSL.

Faster download speeds, quicker connection....

[Beaverhausen]

13. I have tons of chocolate here

you are welcome to it.

and be sure to get enough salt and fat for the next few days!!!

:hug:

[McKenzie]

15. why does it take a woman with PMS 20 mins to change a bulb?

because it DOES shithead! Understand?

[Garage Queen]

19. BWAH!

THAT was funny. Thanks for the laugh!

:7

[FuzzySlippers]

23. Well, I have PMS

and I don't find that funny at all.:mad:

[McKenzie]

31. ooerrr...ummm. 'twas a joke...as in don't flame me

umm please.

My mind makes appointments my body can't keep if that makes you feel a tad less stressed.

regards

McKenzie

[Garage Queen]

42. Oh yeah? It's my PMS and I'll flame if I want to!

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

(insert sfx of evil laugh HERE)

[sniffa]

18. wouLd you mind

giving me a few, swift, kicks? deaLers choice as for your aim.

[Garage Queen]

26. Well, ok. But since you asked for it ...

I'm gonna have to charge you.

[ekhunter]

21. how can you trust someone that bleeds

for five days every month and still lives?

[Garage Queen]

27. Oh, boy...this looks like it's gonna call for a special intervention

*snaps on her rubber gloves*

Just relax, sweetie, this won't hurt ....

for more than a couple of days....

;-)

[ekhunter]

53. ouch, ouch, ohhhh, yyyyaaa, may i have another?

[tjdee]

34. It's called immortality, pal!

:)

[TexasSissy]

28. I have PMS, too. *##!#$!$!*r870$#$!#!*&(_*-&*)&. Don't you agree?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. Have some ice cream. It does wonders. (nt)

[Garage Queen]

36. Hmmmm. Ice Cream.

(/Homer Simpson)

[readmylips]

32. Why aren't you in bed..Bitch?

sorry...when I had PMS, I always went to bed. I could get so ugly, that I couldn't even stand myelf. Was that me?

[Garage Queen]

37. 'Cause I'm at work ... bitch!

:7

Reason #2 - it's just moodiness today. No physical ailments to speak of. Just mental. (heh)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

33. did ya yell at your boss?

[Garage Queen]

38. Why would I yell at my boss?

When I can come here and yell at you, O Unworthy!?

;-)

[kmla]

35. "Does this bug you?"

*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*

"Well, how about this?"

*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*

"Well, how about this?"

*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*

"Well, how about this?"

*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*

"Well, how about this?"

*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*

"Well, how about this?"

*pokes Garage Queen with a pointy stick*

[Garage Queen]

39. No. Does this bug YOU?

*hits kmla with an iron skillet*

"Well, how about now?"

*hits kmla with an iron skillet*

"Well, how about now?"

*hits kmla with an iron skillet*

"Well, how about now?"

*hits kmla with an iron skillet*

"Well, how about now?"

*hits kmla with an iron skillet*

"Well, how about now?"

*kmla passes out*

Hmmm... Guess not ... ;-)

[kmla]

41. It would only bug me if my face assumed the shape of the skillet...

... as usually happens in the "Tom & Jerry" cartoons...

P.S. This though occurred to me only when I regained consciousness.

[gratuitous]

43. No.

I refuse, and you can't make me!

Bwa.

[Garage Queen]

45. You VILL ask me un qvestion, gratuitouslessness!

or! you vill pay zee price!

Garage Queen: *dements*

gratuitous: *PH34RS!*

[gratuitous]

50. Throw down your weapons!

Run for your lives!

Look! Fluffybunnies!

[Garage Queen]

52. Bunnies? where!?!?!?

Garage Queen: *looks for bunnies*

gratuitous: *bravely turned his tail and fled*

Garage Queen: *shakes pudgy fist at sky* "Curse you, gratuitouslessness! I'll get you, my pretty!"

[gratuitous]

55. Hah!

You can't intimidate me (very much). My order from buy.com just arrived. Good thing it didn't come tomorrow, or I'd've had to send it back.

[msgadget]

44. Oops, I wandered back by mistake!

Run everybody, save yourselves!!

[Garage Queen]

47. Um, why do you look so worried gadget?

There's nothing to be afraid of ....

*nonchalantly fires up the chainsaw*

Nothing at all...

[msgadget]

49. um....

:scared: I was like, you know, just walkin' by...but I'm leaving. I'm not telling you what to do - 'cause I dare not - but it's okay for you to step away from that chainsaw now. But, before I leave - have I ever told you: :yourock: and :loveya: ? Well it's true, so :hug: Bye now!

[Garage Queen]

51. Awwwwww... I (heart) you, gadget!

C'mon, give us a hug!

...

...

I said gimme a hug, dammit!

[msgadget]

61. Today's a new day, Queen

NOW I can give you a hug!

:hug:

[DS1]

46. Okay. What makes you think anyone wants to hear about it?

}(

[Garage Queen]

48. Fair question. Let me ask you one:

What makes you think you're gonna get out of here alive?

:*

[DS1]

54. I have powerful friends

[complain jane]

56. I'll email you some Ativan.

Things will be rosy again in about an hour.

:hi:

[alexisfree]

57. ARE YOU bloated ?

sorry.....:scared:

[OhioBlue]

58. I have horrible cramps

back hurts, can't stand anybody, feel exhausted.... I've had cramps for 2 mother f'in weeks. I'm sitting down right now with a beer and a bottle of Premsyn PMS trying to decide which would work better. And now, my bra is driving me crazy.... I have to get out of this freakin' thing. Its killing me.... I can't take it another second..... Why does everybody hate me? Why didn't I tip the poor guy that brought my lunch more. He had to travel through the snow, and he looked cold.... :cry:

[democracyindanger]

59. Why are you bragging about it?

[BikeWriter]

60. Do you get the urge to kill me like my ex wives did?

:(

[atommom]

62. Would you like a cookie?

[nutsnberries]

63. dickhead is taking the oath now!!!!

chimp's next!

how does THAT make ya feel?