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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 04:42 PM
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Bush Administration Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A:  None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day.  Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media.  That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.  Why do you hate freedom?
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 04:45 PM
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1. We must be optimistic about the light bulb.
Is is half lit or half burned out?
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Osamasux Donating Member (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 04:51 PM
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2. It's turning a corner.
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Streetdoc270 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 04:52 PM
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3. 1
to write a 1 million dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for 'Overhead Lighting Infrastructure Rebuilding'
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:02 PM
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4. Are you impugning the lightbulb's credibility and integrity.?
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:05 PM
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5. ROTFLMAO!!!
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:22 PM
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6. I'm tempted to nominate this thread for the homepage!

:yourock:
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Groggy Donating Member (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:26 PM
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7. FUNNY!
I like that..that's a good one! :hi:
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-22-05 05:27 PM
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8. It's the freedom Light bulb




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