CAPTION the selfhairstylist.

[underpants]

[On the Road]

1. That Was Dick Gephardt's Gesture in 1988!

I heard some "regular guy" interviewed during the 1988 primaries who happened to see Dick Gephardt backstage before a speech or a debate. He had had his hair blow-dried and was making this gesture in front of a mirror.

The regular guy related this and added: "I don't WANT a president who goes like (this) with his hair."

No disrespect to Dick Gephardt, but it just rang a bell. Maybe a few "regular guys" will start feeling the same about GWB.

[bushisanidiot]

2. Mommy Says My Brain Is Up Here Somewhere Between Mah Ears

But that's just crazy talk! Wouldn't my ears be able to hear what my brain is thinking? pfft!

[underpants]

3. W's greatest weapon on the War on Terror, the headbutt...........

Might as well he's not using it for anything else.:shrug:

[LanternWaste]

4. "I'm gonna look awfully funny wearing an asshat"

"I'm gonna look awfully funny wearing an asshat"

Credit goes to That 70's Show which I watched for the first time two weeks and get enough of,,,

[On the Road]

10. Actually, Those Asshats are Modelled on Lance Holdger's Amazing Ass

http://www.theonion.com/onion3212/amazingass.html

"Tashen High School's team nickname was changed from the Battlin' Warriors to the Battlin' Holdger's Asses. The football team's helmets have been indented to look like Holdger's ass.

"Sometimes, those flesh-colored, ass-like helmets fool even me," Tashen High School football coach Ed Meadrock said. "I'm thinking, hey, I want a piece of that."

Just had to share. It touched a chord.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. "Quiet, I'm Having Another Vision About Who To Attack Next!"

Same Gawd Who Talked To Jim Jones?

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Defense attorneys always advise defendants to wear blue to their trial

It's also a funny picture, but I couldn't think of anything pertinent to this specific gesture except for "Throw me the ball! I'm open!" which didn't exactly fit.

[blondeatlast]

7. They've got this new stuff called "BedHead." I saw it on

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Ya jus' put a tad into your hand , then run yer finners through, and you look all hot. Laura couldn't keep her hands off of me!

[fknobbit]

8. I forgot officer.... which fingertip to my nose?

[myomy]

9. IÕm looking for the big picture but itÕs only this big

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[cosmicdot]

11. W suffers a moment of discomfort from the chip implant ...

... that is all ...

[peterh]

12. OMG…OMG…

I….I….I….shit….thought I had a brainstorm going on there…guess the storm passed.