I farted. She laughed.
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Fri Oct-03-03 06:54 PM
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This one's a keeper. :D Oh, and... excuse me!
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:01 PM
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Seems that you missed something somewhere.
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:03 PM
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:05 PM
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How times have changed. Next time offer her to sniff your finger. If she accepts and still laughs then she's a real keeper.
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:06 PM
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4. Can the dutch oven be far behind?
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:08 PM
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he said "behind." heh heh. ;-)
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:10 PM
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6. So, what was today's "weapon of choice"?
Or, are last night's baked beans still providing "ammunition"?
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but whatever it is... DAMN it's gone horribly, horribly rotten! I even had to get up to escape it.
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:14 PM
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9. Now that's bad...when you offend yourself!
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:35 PM
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10. I hope it wasn't your first date!
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:36 PM
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:38 PM
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You've not EVEN smelled rank, crawled-up-your-ass-and-died farts until you've eaten chile rellenos AND refried beans! Trust me--- my b/f is 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Cuban, and loves to cook! :P
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:10 PM
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Next thing you know she'll be squeezing the pimples on your back for you.
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Fri Oct-03-03 07:44 PM
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13. "Honey, could you shave my back...?"
"Good. Lower, please. Uh-huh. Lower. Keep going."
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14. Will Will preside over the wedding?
He's got the suit--he wore it in ARIZONA, in AUGUST, fer KISSsakes!
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