Rich Dork

[redqueen]

pretentius unreadable crap + why we're smarter than you + stories that go nowhere + failed grad school applications + more trendy crap

http://www.somethingawful.com/fake/richdork/

Funny stuff!

[ThorsHammer]

1. My guess is that they are Hummer (posermobile) drivers

[redqueen]

2. hahaha... think they like Radiohead?

"Traveling through space at 293.37246 million billion miles per hour, traveling past star systems and glowing golden suns, comes Radiohead's latest offering. Discovering a new Radiohead release is like staring into the eyes of Jesus Christ and feeling the eternal stream of love and awe that flows from Him. I might be so bold as to claim that Radiohead is the Jesus Christ of music; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost combined into one small package featuring the limitless talent of Thom Yorke."

[asthmaticeog]

3. "Love is Dead and Blind and Dead"

Is a fucking AMAZING band name. I wish that A) it were real and B) it were mine.

[redqueen]

4. one bump for the funny

:)

[bloodyjack]

5. I hate Pitchfork reviews, but the news section is pretty good.

[XNASA]

6. Collectionanthropolopolisology - LOL!!!!!!

"Discovering a new Radiohead release is like staring into the eyes of Jesus Christ and feeling the eternal stream of love and awe that flows from Him. I might be so bold as to claim that Radiohead is the Jesus Christ of music; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost combined into one small package featuring the limitless talent of Thom Yorke."

*snort* I like RH as much as the next guy, probably more...but this stuff is funny. It's so funny that I'm sure even Thom would agree. ;-)

[redqueen]

7. The sad thing is how unbelievably similar this stuff is

to the actual radiohead reviews on pitchfork.