The tortured testimony of all CAPTIONS!!!! (secret Tenet leak!)

[skip fox]

"Yes, Senator, I think you could characterize my reaction as first begging and then pleading
with the President to drop the African reference, but to be fair I never actually 'insisted,' so
of course, I'm fully to blame."

[underpants]

1. Jan. 28th, 2003- "He said WHAT?!?!?"

This may be my only caption for today as DU is slooooooooow

[regularguy]

2. "The president doesn't like to get bogged down with a whole lot

of time consuming words, so i tried to warn him with my 'worry-face', which I will show to you now. My kids used to love it!"

[PurityOfEssence]

3. Well, then Dick said: "nice little family you got got there"

At first I was thinkin' he was just being friendly, but then that little sneery lip started twitching...

[skip fox]

4. very sweet, well written &c.

:toast:

[skip fox]

5. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:

[myomy]

6. Well, I sorta feel like a WHORE.

Like “used”

[cosmicdot]

7. "I thought everybody had seen 'Casablanca' ...

... so, when they asked me about those 16 words ... I answered by doing my Peter Lorre's character of Guillermo Ugarte impersonation...

"Rick, I hope you're more impressed with me, now? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll share my luck with your roulette wheel."

I thought that said it all ... you know, "luck" and "roulette wheel" ...

[Astarho]

8. D'OH!

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