Help me get out of the 700 club...

[mrbassman03]

I am sitting here drinking a nice syrah, listening to Mingus... ask me anything!

[mrbassman03]

1. kick...

I want to get this done, and this gets me one step closer...

[NYC]

2. Click these 2 links.

Also, you should consider adding them to your signature so you can help spread them around. They come from here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1561141#

[mrbassman03]

3. Well, that was not a question, but I will respond anyway...

And I am very-slightly intoxicated, and by that I mean really intoxicated... So yay! One more post for me!

[NYC]

4. If you're truly intoxicated,

you can carry on a conversation with yourself. You don't really need me. You'll be out of the 700 Club in no time.

:hi:

Any questions about the links?

[mrbassman03]

5. Nah, I will get those into my profile!

Good cause! And I have noticed myself talking to... myself... anyway, back to discussions!

[NYC]

6. I think just having them in your signature is not enough.

I think we also have to click them occasionally.

I don't know how it works, so I have bookmarked the Google page with the www.thereisnocrisis.com site on top. I go to the Google page, then click the link to the site. Beats me. Just a little effort.

So, answer a question, even though I didn't ask one. You have quite a few posts to go to get out of the 700 Club.

[mrbassman03]

7. Ahhh... I will ask a question!

I know I should know this already, but it has slipped my mind... what is the proper context for getting a link into my signature?

[NYC]

8. I see your link, but

it has to say "Social Security".

Using the square brackets, do this:

{link:www.thereisnocrisis.com|Social Security]

That vertical line before Social Security is the upper case of the key to the right of the square brackets keys.

See if you can change the link you put in your signature. According to the person who suggested this, we must use the words Social Security.

How's the wine?

[huellewig]

9. Do you look like your father?

If yes, do you ever wonder if your mother is attracted to you?

[tjwmason]

10. I'm torn on whether to help you

On the one hand, you're drinking a syrah which makes me jealous (I'm at work so only coffee and water) on the other basic human decency would make one want to help anybody escape the 700 Club.

Okay here goes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[NYC]

11. Have you read Oedipus Rex?

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Somebody has an Oedipus fetish going on...

?????

[NYC]

16. I was following the person who posted before me.

Easier than coming up with original questions.

[Swamp Rat]

17. yes

:D

[Liberal In Texas]

13. I'm trying to get into the bloody club...and you want out?

Someone once said, "I'd never belong to a club that would have me."

Be happy.


Who cares how many posts you have ??

[intheflow]

14. What protest was your picture from?

And what do the box costumes represent?

[KitchenWitch]

15. Who is your hero/heroine?

[ashling]

18. your original post was 4 hours ago

either you are not trying very hard . . .

or you've passed out.

my faith in you makes me believe the latter.

:thumbsup:

[NGU]

19. What does red taste like?