Please welcome my fiancée back under her new name: Cassandra Uprsing!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Now that she has a job in front of a computer like me she can actually post.

Hi sweetheart!

[HEyHEY]

1. You're so lying

No woman would marry you.

[alexisfree]

4. lol

[cassandra uprising]

17. and how do you know

i'm a woman?
:think:
;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. I've been saying that all my life

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Why'd you go and get her banned to begin with?

No wonder she's paranaoid.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. All my friends got banned. I took em all down with me

I no longer have friends

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. No longer?

[wryter2000]

3. Howdy, Cassandra

:hi:

[cassandra uprising]

22. hi there

:toast:

[kick-ass-bob]

5. I don't believe you.

I mean, how do we know you SpeaktheTruth?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. see post 6

[cassandra uprising]

6. thanks for the intro

i look forward to hanging with you all.
:headbang:

[kick-ass-bob]

8. how do we know you aren't another of his sock puppets?!

:D




















Welcome!!
:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. I'm on the zero-tolerance plan

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

18. oh yeah.

I forgot.....
about that.
:o

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Well, now that we know that "tolerance" means "homosexuality"

in Funduhmental logicalculus, that means you're on the zero-homosexuality plan.

You sho' bout dat, el blanco nino?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Just don't listen to anything they say about me

it's all lies

[JimmyJazz]

12. Welcome to DU -- and, FTR - whatever Chavez says about me

is a lie. It wasn't me, I wasn't there, I don't even know what I'm talking about.

:toast: :toast: :toast: :hi: :hi: :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. If you start talking about impending catastrophe, we won't believe you.

:silly:

[cassandra uprising]

29. hey, at least

i'll be in good company
:toast:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

7. welcome cassandra...chaves is a good catch..hey chaves check out this

thread..please?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1566499

[tigereye]

11. Hi and welcome back!

[cassandra uprising]

32. thank you!

[russian33]

30. I don't know, I think you're pushing it with "chaves is a good catch"

:) :) :)

Welcome Cassandra!

[cassandra uprising]

93. there's no accounting

for my judgement.

:)

[DS1]

14. Sorry, my hellos are case sensitive, I see no Cassandra Uprising

:D

[DS1]

15. or urpsing, or usurping, or however you choose to spell it

double :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Are you still gonna post that picture of you with the model you paid..

...to pose with you? I mean, really, Stremph. We all know that ain't her.

[RandomKoolzip]

34. That was SouthoftheBorderPaul in semi-convincing drag.

Him and Chavez are this close.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

99. How close are they???

:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

37. That was VERY expensive...I mean - shut up!

[cassandra uprising]

40. soon my dear

our identities will be revealed to each other and my plan will be complete
;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Heather?

:scared:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. And we shall rule the world.

Or at least Bristol. That means that 25% of all the ball bearings in the tri-state area will be under our control.

Mwuahahahahaha!

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Welcome (back) to DU, CU!

:toast:
Keep an eye on Chavez; he's trouble...

[cassandra uprising]

44. why else do you think

i'm here?

jk

:toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

24. Good hello!

Enjoy the punch (it's spiked with resentment)

Are you gonna be around the weekend of Feb 17-20th?

[cassandra uprising]

47. i'm quite sure

my brain would expolde if we were to met

or i'd make josh move to chicago

so i'll be at my mother's house that weekend.

;)

[RandomKoolzip]

52. Dang it all!

I guess we're both figments of Chavez's imagination, then.

Anytime you two knuckleknobs want to come to Chicago, we have a lovely wood floor for you to sleep on! And two cats who'll rub against your face as you sleep (caution: wet cat noses cause sterility)

Oh well.....I suppose I'll hafta wait until the weddin'.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

68. No - you'll meet but she's fleeing all the testosterone

[RandomKoolzip]

82. I hope you're not referring to me....

Because my enormous man-boobs are evidence enough that I'm not exactly saturated with that particular hormone. (Ask my wife)

[asthmaticeog]

25. Hi Cassandra, welcome to DU.

So are Chavez's spectaular pecs real or implants? Some of us've got a betting pool.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. 100% beeyotch!

[asthmaticeog]

36. I wasn't asking YOU.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. PPPHHHTTTHHHHPPPTTT!!!!!!!!

[cassandra uprising]

48. 100 % natural

i'm just lucky
:toast:

[NewJeffCT]

26. Welcome back

Weren't you something McGilicutty (sp?) before?

I doubt you'll ever catch up to your fiance in post count, though.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. She actually does work

[cassandra uprising]

53. jose mcgillicutty

true indeed.
csthet is quite prolific.

[terrya]

27. Hi Cassandra! Welcome! Does Chavez REALLY have a bubble butt?

I've heard it's quite a nice one. :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

42. It's easy to pop, too.

Take it from one who knows :wink:

[cassandra uprising]

56. reason #72

why i want to marry the guy

posterior, extraordinar
:toast:

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Hey cassandra! Wanna see a pic of Doc Strength, yrstruly, and the Ape?

The Stony Creek Puppet House, Stony Creek, CT...Dec 23, 1993

Ahhh....is that patchouli I smell?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

43. nah - it's vanillaroma

[cassandra uprising]

58. can - not - look

must, not, look directly into the ah, the burning

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

100. Actually - dick - there is no such town as "Stony Creek, CT"

And you knoe that full well!

[RandomKoolzip]

46. And here's Chavez's latest painting......

He was going to give it to you as a wedding gift and - OH! I hope I didn't ruin the suprise!



Isn't it psychedelic?!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

51. I call it "self-portrait with package, sans nose"

[RandomKoolzip]

54. Call it whatever you want; I call it "brilliant."

You've outdone yourself again, my friend.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

55. my talent is a cuel and demanding mistress

[RandomKoolzip]

57. "Cuel?!" is that how they pronounce "cool" up in that sissy school

of yours?

Ding dong, man! Yo, ding dong! Ding dong, yo!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

59. Quel - sorry -it was a typo

[cassandra uprising]

60. indeed

i had no idea

[RandomKoolzip]

63. And here's picture of Chavez in the third grade:

What a widdle cutie patootie!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

66. Koolzip you cutup - you know that's Ross Perot!

[RandomKoolzip]

70. Ha! Hohohoheehee...ah....too much fun....

No, really dude....you were really cute back then. Like a fuckin' kitty cat!

[cassandra uprising]

67. wow

witness the glory of breast milk.

[RandomKoolzip]

72. Yer tellin' me!

Oh, wait...was that a comment on the picture?

[cassandra uprising]

80. duh :)

[tigereye]

64. good one RKZ!

[TroubleMan]

49. What's the story behind the name?

Is it the classics or Soul Edge?

[cassandra uprising]

61. i'd like to say both

but the reference is from the greeks

[JVS]

50. Careful about having SO's on DU

As the Germans would say "That can go in your eye/ass"

Nothing like a lovers quarrel spread over the lounge to fill one with shame

[cassandra uprising]

65. thank's for the tip

but we much rather to argue in public veiw where our full range of mellowdrama can be seen in all it's theatrical splendor and glory. my use of gesture is quite intense. josh is learning.

:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. Hey Honey - here's your old signature picture of Dario Fo

[cassandra uprising]

69. i love that picture!

how do i put it back?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

71. I'll call and 'splain!

[RandomKoolzip]

74. And here's a picture of Josh's last band, The Nig-Heist:

Josh is the one wearing the funny outfit.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

76. ahhh - the memories

wish I had some but I was doing too much glue then

[cassandra uprising]

84. you are too much

why can't i ever get him to wear leoperd print for me? do share your secrets.

[RandomKoolzip]

85. Don't shave your tongue.

Josh loves him some hirsute lengua!

[matcom]

73. hi Cassandra!!

:hi:

got any nudes?

:P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

75. Be careful of this man, Honey!

He's a baaaaaaad man!

[matcom]

88. wanna see Mr. Willy?

he likes you. he REALLY likes you!

[cassandra uprising]

78. hi matcom

it's far to crass to call them nudes

there concidered 'art photos'

i defer to csthet for pricing

[NewJeffCT]

87. He already sold them on here

Your pictures have been around the world & back.

Just kidding.

[cassandra uprising]

95. that jerk

jk

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

77. Hey Chavez, did you ever tell her about your days as a lyricist

for "Nasty Disaster?"


"METAL INQUISITION" by Josh Strength:

Verse 1:
Riding out on horses
Made of steel and might
We kill, maim and hack,
To fight the Metal fight
With leather, spikes and chains
We blaze throughout the land
Killing homo poseurs
The Metal Bible in our hands

Pre-Chorus 1:
For Metal's Glory, We kill, kill, kill!
Don't resist us, or your guts will spill!

Chorus 1:
Metal Inquisition, Holy Metal mission
Iron intuition, we'll beat you into submission

Verse 2:
From the wrath of Metal
None shall be free
False men, women and children
Will rot in Hell eternally
We don't hear the cries
Mercy is not our game
And when the crusade is over
Only Metal Gods remain
Pre-Chorus 2:
Homo-wimp poseurs will die, die, die!
Cut out their hearts and burn out their eyes!
Chorus 3:
Metal Inquisition, A deadly sonic incision
Metal Inquisition, A godly army on a mission
Bridge 1:
Metal Inquisition!
Metal Inquisition!
Pre-Chorus 3:
We ride now to battle a million strong
And when we win we'll sing this song
Chorus 3:
Metal Inquisition, A deadly sonic incision
Metal Inquisition, A godly army on a mission
Bridge 2:
Metal Inquisition!
Metal Inquisition!"


Well, didja? I think she deserves an explanation.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

79. I omitted it - plus you got snagged ho-tlinking!

[RandomKoolzip]

81. me edit, foo!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

83. You're always tlinking them hos!

[RandomKoolzip]

86. It's the new gangsta fetish: "Ho Tinklin'."

Ja Rule has a song about it:

"We gon' tinkle dem ho's
Like we was smellin' a rose
We gon' tinkle dem ho's
When we ain't wearin' no clothes
We gon' tinkle dem ho's
We loves dem Dario Fo's...."

[redqueen]

89. Welcome back, Cassandra Uprising!

:hi:

[cassandra uprising]

91. it's nice to back

:hi:

[sundog]

90. Welcome

Please label your own food & clean your dishes when you are done.

Free coffee is served from 7-9am.

If you are the last one out in the evening, please turn out the light.

Entertainment night is Thursdays. If you play an instrument, you are more than welcome to entertain us. :7

:hi:

[cassandra uprising]

92. good to know :hi:

[UrbScotty]

94. Howard Dean says YEARGH!

Which is Vermonter for "Welcome!"

[cassandra uprising]

96. what a warm welcome

thank you thank you
:hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

97. I'm sure I'm too late for you to read this but....

Hi, CU. This is Paul. What a warm welcome you received.

See you in a few weeks!

Paul
www.The8thGrade.com

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

98. You sly dog!

I, for one, can't wait!