MAGIC 8 BALL: CAN/WILL ANY DUers HELP?

[Bertha Venation]

Are you funny/creative? Can you write the text for a party invitation?

I can't believe we're still working on the Evite for a party that's just two weeks from tomorrow night.

It started as a "no reason" party. Then it became a "my sister's divorced!" party. But she won't have it be all about her, so she wants to morph other things into it, like the fact that I'm visiting. But besides my visit, there's nothing else to put into it!

Our theme is Magic 8 Ball. If I give you more info, can you come up with a really clever Evite text?

I'll give you two kittens as payment . . . ;)

[Bertha Venation]

1. kick

Anyone? :kick:

[matcom]

2. Cum for Fun?

:shrug: :evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

3. Not our style, but thanks for playing!

:bounce:

[matcom]

4. so, does that mean.....

no pussy for me? :D

[Bertha Venation]

5. Not mine, anyway!

:evilgrin: right back atcha!

[LynzM]

6. Take the date and run a search

See what things were invented and what weird holidays fall on that date... I had a friend do this, he hosted an 'anniversary of the invention of the elastic brassiere' party :)

[Midlodemocrat]

7. That's funny.

This Christmas, I had 80 plus ladies at a Thank God this Fucking Year is Over Party, in honor of a dear friend who lost her hubby and me, who lost my dad.

It was a penis free event. No men allowed.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. A little more info and i am pretty sure i can make ya giggle......

is this for women only again? Do you want the invite to be off color or all nice and gooey squishy type funny? feel free to PM me if you like, but i would be happy to give it a shot.