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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:46 AM
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Please do not talk about me
to-day while my computer is in the shop getting a major tune up.

One day Tricia and I were full speeding to the
South Santee River to work my crab pots.
Swimming across the waterway was a large cat.

I eased the boat up along side the cat to get
a close look at this elusive creature. His green
yellow eyes were furious, angry, pissed off.

I say "Hey Trish, hand me the dip net I gonna
catch me a wild cat!"

"Sure Ed."

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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:51 AM
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1. I don't get the little story
What are you getting done to your computer?
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:55 AM
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2. They are
Going to wipe it clean and re-set it?? I do not know any thing about that which they intend to do!

I do know one does not put a South Carolina Wild cat into a dip net and put said cat into the boat with you! I you should do that the cat will be a boating and you will be a swimming. Those cats are big and violent!

ed
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:59 AM
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4. Gotta watch out
for those Kittys ED

wouldn't want to get scratched




OK guys... He will be gone soon


LETS TALK
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:01 AM
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5. Oh, I see
gotcha
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 09:57 AM
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3. He ran into some bad p***y and got crabs so bad it crashed his computer
:bounce:
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:26 AM
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7. Arn't you in Key West yet?
I gave my sister in law a couple-a-dozen COOKED crabs.

She took them to work. As she and her friends were enjoying the

COOKED crabs she was asked. "Teencie, where did you catch the crabs? Teencie replies;

"From my brother in law."

That is what good brothers in law do.

Ed
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:20 AM
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6. Congrats Droopy!! 800 posts
:toast:
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 10:31 AM
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8. are you
being bad on purpose this morning ED, or is that just the way you are?
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