George, I need some WOOD..

[B Calm]

I have been burning wood all winter to keep my heating costs down. Now I'm almost out. Guess I'll have to call my farmer neighbor down the road and find out if he has any dead trees on his property. Nothing as warm as wood heat. The warmth goes all the way to the bone..

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Man. That sounded WRONG.

"Nothing as warm as wood heat. The warmth goes all the way to the bone."

[billyskank]

2. Behave yourself Dirtbag!

:D

[SoCalDem]

3. Maybe you should call "Bob"

He seems to always have plenty...

[B Calm]

4. Bob Dole?

[SoCalDem]

5. Bob the smiling guy in the commercials

the guy with the happy wife :)

but Dole would be appropriate too :)

[B Calm]

6. Why do republicans have dysfunctional penises ??

[baldguy]

10. They lost the user manual.

[B Calm]

7. Talked to my neighbor and I already cut and split a truck load

of wild seasoned Cherry this morning. Taking a break now...

[meisje]

8. I had some wood this morning

it's gone now.

[yellowdogintexas]

9. LOL LOL I know two people and a business named George Wood

that is too hilarious

[leftofthedial]

11. wood! bone!

bwaaahahahahahahaaaaaa

[B Calm]

12. Ha Ha, guess I'll have to watch what I write from now on..

but it is real warm heat..

[leftofthedial]

13. It's not wet heat too, is it?

;-)

[B Calm]

14. Only if the wood is wet, but then that causes creosote in the chimney

[leftofthedial]

15. they got pills now that take care of creosote in the chimney

or so I hear.

[B Calm]

16. We're not talking about the same pills Bob takes are we?

[B Calm]

17. I'm back from getting another load. This time I almost

got my truck stuck on the grass lane going to the woods. Had me a little scared because I was in 4 wheel drive too..