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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 07:45 PM
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A Republican man bought a brand new Mercedes...
It was very expensive, and it of course had all the latest bells and whistles. But when he was driving it home, he couldn't get the radio to work!

He was furious and turned around, drove right back to the dealership, and began to make a scene.The salesman calmed him down, and said..."Of course the radio works. But it is new technology! All you have to do is tell the radio what you want to hear. Say "Classical", and Classical music will play. Get the idea? The man did get it, tried it out, saw it worked perfectly well, and drove home.

Along the way, he said "Classical", and a Bach piece drifted out. Soon, he simply said "Jazz", and Louis Armstrong blared out of the speakers.

Just then, he had to slam on the brakes, as another driver abruptly cut him off. He yelled out "Jackass!!!".....And the president began speaking!
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Orrin_73 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 07:49 PM
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1. thanks I needed a good laugh!!
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