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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:34 PM
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Okay, we're invaded by a race of alien lizards. WHO WILL THEY EAT FIRST?


Republicans - Reptilians, only a mere coincidence? I don't think so.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:36 PM
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1. They can eat me!
Sorry. :7 Couldn't resist, though. :silly:
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:36 PM
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2. People who eat lots of cheese.
Because they taste better with milk.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:37 PM
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3. Being aliens with alien biology...
... it's not likely that the protiens in our bodies would have any food value for them. They'd probably pack a lunch to go before they left home.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:38 PM
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4. I bet they'll eat the little ones first. ;-(
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:41 PM
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5. Please step away from the conspiracy sites
And don't forget to remove your aluminum hat before exiting the building. ;)
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:42 PM
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6. ZoombyWoof
They will eat who they think their competition is.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:44 PM
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7. They're Our Friends. Didn't you see "V?"
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glaeken777 Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:50 PM
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11. Just feed them mice and they'll leave us alone...
Great series.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:44 PM
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8. I for one welcome our new reptilian overlords.
:D
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Baclava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:46 PM
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9. Most abductee's have alien DNA
(At least, that's what Mulder has taught me)

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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:47 PM
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10. The priest. Then someone will get it on with one of them, and they'll
have this cute (but dumb) blond crossbreed chick.
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:50 PM
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12. Gamera
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:53 PM
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13. Not us. They would never eat one of their own first.
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mermaid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 07:54 PM
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14. Hopefully LIMBAUGH!!!
n/t
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 08:02 PM
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15. Try taking a bite out of me, Mr. Alien!

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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 08:03 PM
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16. Captain Kirk or course.... how easy.
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