I'm bored.

[RevolutionaryActs]

Entertain me with stories of the before time, long, long ago. :7

[name not needed]

I'm bored too

aaaaaaaaaaaah!

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha!

[JimmyJazz]

1. Heh - I've got a story or two to tell!

:7

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Then tell!

Because I bet you've got some good ones! :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

5. What would you like to know?

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Tell me the best one!

The one where you slept with famous people. :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

20. *snarf* - I can't tell you those stories here!

:spank:

All right - here's one I can tell...When the Who played in New York, they stayed at the Parker Meridian. After the concert, the band went back to the hotel. Roger ended up in the lobby signing autographs and talking to people. Standing around, waiting patiently, was a group of teenage boys.

A woman came out of the ballroom (she was probably Roger's age) and started yelling at her son, "Noah - you have 200 guests waiting for you - get back in there."

His response: "but, MOM - it's Roger Daltrey."

Her: "I don't care if it's Perry Como - you have people waiting."

Somewhere in this world, a 35 year old Jewish man is still telling the story of how Roger Daltrey showed up at his Bar Mitzvah! - I wonder if anyone believes him :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. That's a cool story!

I hope people believe him.

Although, I think we can all agree, it would have been WAY cooler if it had been Perry Como.... :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

26. Who's Perry Como?

[JimmyJazz]

28. some crooner from the 60s

[JohnKleeb]

30. Oh, I don't remember the 60's

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. What? Why not... I mean never mind the fact you weren't alive yet....

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

39. Lets say I was nearly killed as a sperm cell

Damned friends with the founder of NORML Father.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Only one of the greatest voices of our time!

http://www.perrycomo.net/



ROFLMAO!

[JohnKleeb]

35. Oh I thought he was some guy

[JohnKleeb]

2. Once upon time I was normal, the end

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. LMFAO!

I didn't say I wanted a fairy tale! :P

[JohnKleeb]

9. If I wanted to tell you a fairy tale Kate

I'd tell the story of the guy who thought he didnt have a fem side until a wannabe bi princess seduced him.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. ROFLMAO!!

[JohnKleeb]

19. You know that dude kind of creeps me out

Its like he overdosed on scope, you ever put scope in milk, well thats what happens. Actually to be honest with you, I did have a fem side before, I just didnt use it as much, its not even a year old really.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. You don't like my laughing smiley...

well humph. :P

... }(

[JohnKleeb]

27. Nah he just reminds of a dude choking on scope

[bigwillq]

8. Do some jumping jacks

At least get some exercise!:bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

12. dont listen to him

exercise is evil.

[bigwillq]

15. Exercise is evil???!! WTF???

I want my REV nice and fit and healthy so she can live a long, long life!:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Ohh that is just the sweetest thing!

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

22. I was kidding

and besides I dont want Rev tired and exhausted for our raid on the fraternity but thats something you don't get because you're not in our girl gang :P.

[bigwillq]

50. I don't want to be in your silly girlie gang!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

56. By doing that

You virtually give yourself no chance to see Veronica again, do you really want that boyo?

[bigwillq]

73. I've given up on Veronica. REV can have her.

I don't think my heart can take seeing or talking to V ever, ever again!:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

74. Aww if you want you can still see her

I just don't want to overexercise Rev today because I don't want her to be tired when we get back at the frat boys, :), err when her and veronica get back at them.

[bigwillq]

76. Hmmm, frat boys!

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

77. You want in on our raid of the frat house?!?!?!

Hmmm.. come on, you know you do! :P

[JohnKleeb]

79. Sweetie I think he wants the frat boys

:puke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. Well he's just a silly boy then isn't he?

Hi darling. :*

[JohnKleeb]

81. Hello Honey

:spank: :*

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. woohoo! Johnny gave you my message!

:*

[JohnKleeb]

78. Will don't tell me you actually like those assholes

Yes, Rev and V are responsible for why Fucka Betta Fuck got kicked off campus.

[bigwillq]

83. Some of them are good eye candy!

But most of them are punks.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Oooh stop! You're making me so eggcited!

:bounce:

[bigwillq]

51. No, I'm getting eggcited thinking about you doing

Jumping jacks!:bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. HAHAHAHA!!

[Huckebein the Raven]

10. Uhhh I don't really have any stories

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Well, make one up!

:silly:

[Huckebein the Raven]

62. Still can't think of a story

[JohnKleeb]

64. *whispers tell her about the one where she kicks Dubya's ass*

[Huckebein the Raven]

72. Thanks, John

:thumbsup: :toast:

[JohnKleeb]

75. no problem

[Huckebein the Raven]

69. Once upon a time

Rev kicks Dubya's ass. The end.

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Ahhh, now that's a good story!

:thumbsup:

[pres2032]

11. this one time, in band camp....

:P

[JohnKleeb]

14. Why look everyone its Allyson Hannigan

everyone say hello to one of the few redheads I am physically attracted to despite being a lover of Irish women.

[Huckebein the Raven]

21. I like Alicia Witt

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Yes? Do go on..........

:+

[pres2032]

37. there was this guy and he turned into a horse, kinda,

and started going crazy!! :crazy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. NOOOOO! You evil, evil man!!!!!

:scared:

[pres2032]

45. hee hee!

i love it for it's randomness and crazyness

hehe, what do you think, should i add him to my profile? :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. *bleep* NO!!!!!!

I would never be able to look at your posts! :scared:

[pres2032]

63. dancing horse-man? i don't see no dancing horse-man!

hehe, you have my pledge: I will no longer post that .gif....on thread's you're likely to read! :-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. HAHA YAY! Thank you!

:7

[pres2032]

67. hee hee, you're welcome!

besides, i'd be lost here if i didn't have you to talk too!

[RevolutionaryActs]

70. teehee

You're much too kind.

[StopTheMorans]

29. tell me something i didn't know

oh, i thought you said you were BORING! :P :silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Hey! Ya moran, no cares what you have to say..

:P :+

[Az]

31. Bored? Go here

www.zombo.com

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Wecome, to Zombo com

This is Zombo com.


:crazy:

[Az]

41. Anything is possible at Zombo.com

So welcome to Zombo.com

[Merrick]

40. My friend (who happens to be the president) has a story!

he wrote it himself. want to hear it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Yeah! Sounds like it's a good one.

:crazy:

[Merrick]

46. Its called "Dial 'W' for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Dial ‘W’ for Weapons of Mass Destruction
A Short Screenplay by George W. Bush



Ext. Day: On the White House lawn

Laura, me, Dick Cheney and his wife are having a barbeque on the front lawn of the white house. Laura and Dick’s wife suntan themselves and drink lemonade while I chop wood for the barbeque with one hand and paint a stunning picture of the white house with the other. Dick stands by the bbq with a package of burgers and a package of hot dogs in each hand.

Me
I’ll be done with the wood soon Dick don’t worry.

Dick
Its not that. I can’t decide whether I want burgers or wieners.

Me
How about having one of each?

Dick smiles a big toothy smile showing all his teeth.

Dick
Hey!

Dick's Wife
Say George you are really filling that shirt out nicely these days. Have you been working out?

Me
Guilty and charged!

Laura
Wait until you try his burgers!

Dick's Wife
Oh my! Say George how about taking that shirt off for a thousand dollars?

I smirk as if to say maybe after we eat.

Dick
Woman you are drunk. Sorry George. No more Smirnoff Ice!

Me
Thats ok.

I finish chopping the wood and painting the picture at the same time and start to cook the meat. As I'm doing that my pants start to buzz and it is my cell phone. Somebody on the phone tells me there is some disturbing at the front gate and to go inside.

Me
You mean coward in my house like some cowerer? No dice! Bring em' on! I'm going down there to check things out for himself.

Everybody else starts heading inside.

Laura
No George dont.



Me
Dont worry Laura I can handle it.

I start walking towards the gate and soon enough what do I see peaking up over some trees? A girafes head. I keep going and soon enough I see that this isn't any girafe but a giant girafe that is almost twice as big as a regular girafe.

Me
Wow.

I get down to the gate and talk to Kevin the security guard.

Me
Whats with the girafe?

Kevin the security guard
I guess its some sort of present for you. See? There is a tag around its neck.

The tag says To: George B. From: England

Kevin the Security Guard
Should I bring it in?

I pause for a moment, letting my razor sharp brain disect the scenario into small dice sized squares.

Me
No, Kevin. This is no regular girafe. This is a trick girafe.

Kevin the Security Guard
Sir?

Me
Have you ever heard of the Roman Girafe?

Kevin the Security Guard
No.

Me
Well the Romans pretended to give a big hollow wooden girafe to the Greeks only it was full of a brigade of soldiers. Then when they were inside the city walls the soldiers jumped out and took over the city!

Kevin the Security Guard
But this is a real girafe. How could it be full of soldiers?

Me
Because its not full of soldiers. Its full of... weapons of mass destruction.

Kevin the Security Guard
Oh crap!

Me
You see Kevin this giraffe is enormous even for a girafe. I believe that this girafe is pregnant.

Kevin the Security Guard
Pregnant with weapons of mass destruction?

Me
No, pregnant with a baby girafe. But inside the baby girafe is a weapon of mass destruction!

Kevin the Security Guard
What? But how?!

Me
Its all biochemistry Kevin. Dont worry about it. Just open the gate.

Kevin opens the gate and I go outside. I take a look at the girafe who just stands there eating the trees and blinking at me. I go down to the street and look up and down the street. I notice that some people are playing with remote control boats on the pond in the park. I observe three people with remote controls... but only two boats! Then I notice the third guy is Osamma Ben Laden dressed in a sailor suit! I begin to chase after him.

Me
Halt in the name of Democracy!

But then I notice that Ben Laden isnt running away from me at all. Instead he is standing still holding his remote control and smirking. I realize then that I'd been tricked. The big pregnant girafe wasnt meant to smuggle weapons of mass destruction inside but to get me to come outside!

Osama Ben Laden
LALALALALALA!

Suddenly out from the bushes jump a bunch more terrorists and hippies all holding remote controls. They all start pushing buttons on the remote controls and suddenly all the horrible little chipmunks squirels birds rabbits and turtles in the park come out of nowhere wearing little helmets with antennas and flashing lights on them and start biting me and throwing nuts.

Me
AAAH! You dirty freedom haters!

The creatures catch me off guard at first, and I get a few scratches and bruises from their teeth and nuts but then I get myself together and start to get real pissed off. I start pounding the crap out of the chipmunks, squirrels and bunnies. I kick a turtle to kingdom come and I catch a bird that was swooping in to peck my eye and punch it in the face.

Bird
Squawk!

The terrorists and hippies all get scared as the ranks of there evil animal legion of doom start to dwindle and they start to cry like girls.

Hippie
Lets get outta here!

All the hippies and terrorists jump in there VW buses and camels and run away like babies. Then I go back to the white house and enjoy my bbq while thinking about what a nice Kmart that old park will make.

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Wowwww

letting my razor sharp brain disect the scenario into small dice sized squares.


HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Thanks for the laugh! That was great! :thumbsup:

[JohnKleeb]

43. Heres a science fiction story

Once I got somewhere with a girl past talking and friendship. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Lies

Liesssssssssssssssss


That's non-fiction. :P

[JohnKleeb]

49. No its fiction

Though if you want, you can make it non-fiction :* if you can tolerate guys who are idiots and messy.

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. LOL

I thought all guys were idiots and messy? :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

54. Well if you say it that way

I do try to be clean, and I do eat as neat as possible around girl friends, I do try to be polite.

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Well see, you try thats good

:D

[JohnKleeb]

58. I know but my room is a mess

Sigh that would turn most people off.

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. My room is a mess too..

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

61. I know, I am just worried about people think of me

I hope I can make that fiction, a reality someday that said, so many girls I would love to date.

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. Who cares what people think?

Half of them are morans. :7

[JohnKleeb]

68. Yeah you got that right

I dont know :).

[Huckebein the Raven]

47. Tell me all about this

what's it like.

[JohnKleeb]

48. Its nice

You actually feel respected, loved, etc above all else.