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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:40 PM
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"So, are you Chinese or Japanese"?
"We Laotian."

"The Ocean? What's that?"

"It's a land locked country in south east Asia."

*crickets*

"So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:44 PM
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1. "How many burgers did you have, Dale?"
"None. I don't eat dog."

One of my favorite episodes of KotH. Dauterive asking if they were from the ocean kills me every time.

:hi:
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:45 PM
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2. It's much funnier than "I'm your little candy man!"
That we saw three times in five days. :D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:48 PM
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6. That episode is really depressing.
I do love some of Peggy's lines in it though.

"Willa Harris is so-so in the looks and personality department, and I've seen her go through chocolates like a wood chipper."

"Everything that man touches turns to...Bill."

"It is always the last place you look, because after that there's no point in looking."

"I'm going to get taps put on Bobby's church shoes."
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:49 PM
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7. "My mom gave me a whistle in case you tried to give me advice."
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:51 PM
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8. "That was before she started cheating on me."
"Two weeks before.":D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:52 PM
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10. "Eeeuuuw, you don't even work here. Get away from my feet!"
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:53 PM
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11. "You got shot down by 23 different women - THAT's your secret?"
:D
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:54 PM
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12. "Do you have these in a size 16-1/2?"
And that classic Peggy Hill glare. :D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:55 PM
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14. "You mom's funny too!"
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:57 PM
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15. YOU LICKED IT!
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:00 PM
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19. "I'M NOT GAY!"
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:01 PM
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20. "You brought the messy ponytail to Arlen!"
"Then two weeks later trashed it!"

OMG, those graphics are amazing. :D
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Leftist78 Donating Member (609 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:45 PM
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3. lol
"We from Laos. It's a land-locked country in Southeast Asia."

I've never seen a better illustration of the ignorance that most Americans have about people from foreign countries than that episode. Classic stuff.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:47 PM
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4. Hank kind of let me down with his ignorance
I expected it from the others, but not from him.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:47 PM
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5. yes, best K.O.T.H. line ever!
Edited on Wed Feb-16-05 07:51 PM by dicksteele
And then they made it FUNNIER when Hanks little racist Japanese-bashing daddy 'Cotton' _DIDN'T_ freak on him...

Cotton gives Khan the once-over look..."Nope. He's Laotian."
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:52 PM
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9. cause Cotton had traveled the world
:D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:55 PM
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13. I love the episode in which Hank finds out he has a Japanese half-brother
Named Junichiro.:D

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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:58 PM
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16. and thank you for not mentioning
my narrow urethra :D
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:59 PM
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17. "Ah. I too suffer the shame of a narrow urethra."
:D
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 07:59 PM
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18. will he be a repeat charater?
that would be interesting
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:07 PM
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21. Probably not. Isn't King of the Hill ending after this season ?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:12 PM
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22. i think its enterprise
and just when linda park was starting to show her true talent acting
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:14 PM
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23. I'm mad about that
Enterprise looked very good so far this season
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:17 PM
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24. they are past the "exploration" first season funk
frankly it was the Xindi that killed enterprise, the L.A. times today ran a page to clip out and send to the Sci-Fi Channel to convince them to pick up enterprise
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:21 PM
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25. That's why I stopped watching early on
The whole "temporal cold war" thing lost me
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:24 PM
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26. it was boring and dragged out
the only good part seriously was linda park in the later episodes after she had been captured she started showing some decent acting skills
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:27 PM
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28. I think I missed those episodes
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disgruntled_goat Donating Member (637 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 08:27 PM
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27. wow
i practically live on the web....
and i have NEVER seen a threadjack before in the form of:
king of the hill --> Enterprise

*mildly impressed golf clap for DU*

/in other news, I have nothing to contribute ;)
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