I had vicodin once. I crashed on my sofa and tried to watch a Cubs game on TV. About the 6th inning Ryne Sandberg hit a triple to deep right. I thought I was at Wrigley. (The year before I had been at Wrigley when Sandberg hit an in-the-park homerun in the very same spot -- my mind got it confused.)
I tried to call my mom but I kept losing the ballgame and couldn't get a dial tone. (I was using the remote control.)
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