Hi

[Rabrrrrrr]

:hi:












worship me

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. oh shut the fuck up

:evilgrin:

[pres2032]

2. hi, and no

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. :-)

[Susang]

3. What?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I'm just sayin' "Hi"

and worship me

[Susang]

9. Why?

:scared:

[BurtWorm]

4. Hell

:evilfrown:

-o!

[Zuni]

5. Howdy

:hi:

[Siyahamba]

8. sup

[Lavender Brown]

10. Oh mighty Rabrrrrrr

*prays to Rabrrrrrr*

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Thank you!!

send money

[realisticphish]

39. THAT's where

I draw the line :P

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[redqueen]

11. Hello!

:hi:

[Padraig18]

12. Howdy!

:hi:

[benburch]

13. High!

:smoke:

[Cooley Hurd]

18. Oh... if I only had weed...

:(

[Cooley Hurd]

15. You must've just gotten here...

What a helluva day on DU.

A DUer (and I use that term oh so loosely) actually pissed me off enough to engage in a flamewar. Me! Cooley Hurd! One who doesn't get miffed very easily... Can you believe it?

Thank (insert deity here) I have Chuckiemutt to help me chill (we just had a tug-of-war match that he won - and wore out what energy I had left)...

[Merrick]

16. Hey buddy, how's it goin'?

TGIF!

Now fuck off.

[Misunderestimator]

17. You're Bi, did you say?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. No no no. I said "Pi"

send me your money. all of it.

[Misunderestimator]

23. Ha! You will get nothing subliminal out of me, either!

Only took me a few minutes to figure out why your posts were so boring :)

[Butterflies]

19. Hi

:hi: now buy me a drink. I'll have a Cosmo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Infidel!

The Cosmo drinkers will be the first to fall in the glorious revolution! Well, the second, since the Billy Joels and the Bon Jovis and the Kinkades and other artless fucks will be first, but then the Cosmo drinkers!

[Dookus]

21. Praise Rabrr...

for some reason, I feel compelled to send you 20 bucks.

[Kadie]

24. It is the great Rabrrrrrr.

I feel like I should be feeding you grapes or something. Weird.

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. It is weird, isn't it? I think you should, though.

You should also send me all your money

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. You're a tricky beotch ain't ya?

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Sometimes!

wash my car then give me a massage

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. You're a pervert....

I like that! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Well, we try

Quick! Look over there!

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Good, trying is good

Where, where? Look where?!

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. Thanks!

Oh, nevermind...it was nothing...








just don't check your pockets until I'm a few thousand meters away, okay?

[GOPisEvil]

29. Hey...does your painting have batteries or something?

It hasn't been sending me messages lately. I wonder if it's watching the TV when I'm not home, since it's directly across from the TV now.

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Having it across from the TV is bad. It's a good painting,

but it has an addiction to the boob tube, and it actually gets dumber the more it watches; and the dumber it gets, the more it wants to watch, until it goes into a catatonic stupor.

Looks like you hit the catatonic stupor phase.

You have to jump start it by hosting a party of your art loving friends and having them come over, with the TV off, to drink wine and single malt scotch and dry Martinis and talk about art and politics and literature.

It may also feel bad that it is separated from its mate.

[GOPisEvil]

35. Hmmm...you might have a point.

The only parties I've had did not include ALL of my art-loving friends. The last party we totally ignored the painting in favor of the super bowl. I think it's sulking. I'll have to pay more attention to it. I might buy a light fixture for hit so I can show it off. Hmm

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. I bet it was the Super Bowl that did him in.

Being ignored in favor of sports - that's bound to hurt. And then couple it with all the fast action and the constant motion and quick cutting of the game and all the commericals and spectacle, and you have guaranteed catatonia.

[GOPisEvil]

38. What kind of music does it like?

I could put on some tunes to sooth it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. It likes Mahler and Wagner and Philip Glass

[the Princess]

30. Hi

*How YOU doin'*

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[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Hey! Stop moving into my turf!

This is my con!

[VOX]

40. Greetings, Rabrrrrrr. I come in peace for all mankind.

Or some such.

You take care now, you hear? :hi:

[Aristus]

42. Hi, Rabrrrrrr!

:hi: Nice to see you, my friend! :-)

[Melynn]

43. No thank you

but thanks for asking. :silly: