Contest: silly Law and Order spin-offs we haven't seen yet

[DarienComp]

inspired by this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2828433

Here are couple of examples

Law and Order: Stenographers
Law and Order: Ancient Greece


Write your own! It's a fun waste of time, don'tya know.

[Zuni]

1. Law and Order: Traffic Patrol

[Sandpiper]

2. Law & Order: Guantanomo Bay

The President has deemed the accused an enemy combatant.

They are taken into custody, held without charge, bail, or access to legal counsel, and are subjected to physical and psychological torture.

[Kire]

3. Law and Order: Miami

or, Las Vegas

Edit: or, Minneapolis

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Law and Order: Non fans

stories of horrific crimes committed against those who don't like the show and start threads about it here on DU :)

[barackmyworld]

5. Law and Order: SUV

[khashka]

6. A few

Law and Order: Prison Rape
Law and Order: Parole Hearings
Law and Order: Death Penalty Aftermath
Law and Order: Police Academy

I was watching it incessantly recently and started to wonder why all the female DA's are so damn hot. A woman can't be a prosecuter unless she looks like a model?

I love the show (all of em) but it's very sexist and it's take on alternative sexuality is pretty awful.

[7th_Sephiroth]

15. L&O: police academy

might make a decent miniseries

[Zuni]

7. Law and Order: Southern Justice

A hick sheriff who will stop at nothing to keep his town upright and moral. Chitlin County Prosecutor takes all types of Yankee carpetbaggers, immoral negroes, union organizers, dangerous hippie types to court and puts them away for as long as possible.

[nytemare]

8. Law & Order: You voted for Bush again, so we'll make another shitty show

[CubsFan1982]

9. Law and Order: Meter Maids

[vikegirl]

13. You beat me to it!

:-)

In the criminal justice system, there are those who perpetually acquire parking tickets. The dedicated parking police who continuously fight these offenses are on constant foot patrol. These are their stories.

[Orsino]

10. Law and Order II: Electric Boogaloo n/t

[Wapsie B]

11. Law & Order: Hooker Sweep

[Kire]

12. Law and Order: Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken Unit

Paul Sorvino Returns as Crackers

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. Law & Order: 7th_Sephiroth

its basically i slaughter and army or two of fundies, drug dealers, or bikers, get arrested, and escape on a loophole

[Zuni]

16. Law and Order: Cockfighting Prevention Unit

Law and order is now in Miami, ready to stop the rooster fighting epidemic among Miami's Cuban community

[intrepid_wanderer]

17. Law & Order: Deep Space Special Ed. Unit n/t

[mondo joe]

18. Law & Order: Illuminati Fuckers

I think it would be good!

[ronzo]

19. Law and Order: Lunch Hour

[NoPasaran]

20. Law and Order: Mall Cops

[NoPasaran]

21. Law and Order: Dupe Patrol

[punpirate]

22. Not a fan of this show...

... so some of these might be actual themes, not imaginary ones:

Law `n Order: STFU, We're the Government

Law `n Order: WNW (We're Never Wrong)

Law 1n Order: SOWG (Soap Opera With Guns)

Law `n Order: NYPDTOI (NYPD Takes On Iraq)

Law `n Order: TARROSATT (There's A Re-Run On Somewhere All The Time)

Law `n Order: SOP (Sleaze On Parade)

Law `n Order: PTPI (Pandering To Prurient Interests)

:)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

23. Law and Order: Restaurant Inspectors

[CanuckAmok]

24. Law & Order: Naked

[khashka]

26. That I would actually watch

Especially if it starred Christopher Meloni. I've wanted to get his kit off since the first time I saw him....

Khash.

[mondo joe]

25. Law & Order: Water Usage Unit. Hey there's a DROUGHT!

Don't you dare water those flowers!

[vikegirl]

27. Law and Order: GOP

In the political partisan system, the most heinous crimes are committed by an elite squad of psychopathic neocons intent on destroying social security and bestowing tax cuts to the rich. The dedicated liberals in the DNC are devoted to fighting these wackos. There are their stories.

Starring ME Howard Dean and Det. Gen. Wesley Clark, with DA John Kerry and ADA John Edwards

[Kire]

28. Law & Order: DU Mods

Skinner, Elad, EarlG - what a cast of characters

[Kire]

38. Edit: Ok, the fun's over.

[Kire]

29. Law & Order: Deadwood, Montana

[CTLawGuy]

30. Law and Order: Anti-cockblocking unit

hey, a guy can dream :)

[Kire]

36. Law & Order: White House Press Room Patrol

[Nikepallas]

31. Maybe not silly but weird: Law and Order:They thought they get away with

It. Instead of following the cops and lawyers they would follow the criminals from the time they do the crime to the time they start the doing the time.

[DS1]

32. Law and Order: Cannibal Liberals in Scottsdale

[pres2032]

33. Law and Order: Scotland Yard

Stop! or i'll say stop again!"

[CanuckAmok]

34. Law & Order 90210

[Kire]

35. Law & Order: What'chu Gonna Do When They Come for You

[Philosophy]

37. Law and Order: Law and Order

We ran out of ideas.

[yellowdogintexas]

39. Law and Order: Animal Rescue Unitnt

[Kire]

46. Law & Order: K-9 Unit (turn up the volume)

The frequencies are so high, only dogs can hear it.

nyuk, nyuk

[CanuckAmok]

40. Law & Order: Patent Registry

[AngryAmish]

41. Law and Order: Enema Squad

[Zuni]

42. Lol. Bwahaha

That was good

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. Law and Order: Notary Publics

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. Law and Order: R'lyeh

[Kire]

45. Law & Order: Medical Emergency Time, Muthafucka!

[KitchenWitch]

47. Law and Order: Doughnut Shop

[Kire]

48. Law & Order: Tax Assessors

[sundog]

49. Law and Order: Fashion Police

[Deja Q]

50. A few from the Toad:

Law and Order: The Next Generation

The New Law and Order

I Love Law and Order

American Law and Order

Fear Law and Order

The Price is Law and Order

Law and Order: Divorce Court (this one I'd LOVE to see!)

Law and Order Acres

The Law and Order Hillbillies

Law and Order, American Style

Married... with Law and Order

The Law and Order Show

Rowan and Martin's Law and Order

Here's Law and Order

The Law and Order Team

The Law and Order Guy (starring Lee Majors)

The Great Space Coaster of Law and Order (it'll appeal to children!!)

Dawson's Law and Order

Law and Order is Enough

Three's Law and Order

Good Times of Law and Order

Quantum Leap: Law and Order

[TheMightyFavog]

51. Law and Order: Paranormal Victims Unit

Basically, Buffy set in New York.