Favorite "Life of Brian" quote?

[Padraig18]

This is mine:

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

What's your's?

:P

[CubsFan1982]

1. Here's mine.

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!

Silence

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

P.S.: Where were you during the favorite Monty Python sketch threads?! Or shall I resurrect that one from the dead? :D

[Padraig18]

2. Resurrect it, please!

I must've missed it.

:)

[CubsFan1982]

6. Done.

[Orsino]

3. "Found this spoon, sir!" n/t

[ronzo]

4. Where's the fetus gonna gestate? In a box?

bonus:
Brothers, we should be struggling together.
We are.


Haven't seen it in years, so I could be off... ;)

[JVS]

5. You are ALL individuals!

I'm not

[opiate69]

7. "He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

Also...
Brian: "Allright I am the MEssiah!"

Mob: "He is! He is the Messiah!"

Brian: "Now... Fuck off!!!!"

[NightTrain]

8. "Biggus Dickus."

[Orsino]

11. The funny part isn't that line...

...it's watching the poor guards trying to keep straight faces. Best Python, period.

[bridgit]

9. "blessed are the cheesemakers"

i think that was l. o'brian
:shrug:

[ironflange]

10. Fwee Wodewick!

[Yavin4]

12. Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

Always look on the bright side of life

Life's a piece of shit
when you look at it...

[opiate69]

13. A sorta long one

Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?

Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !

Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

[ronzo]

14. That's a good bit.

:toast:

[Padraig18]

17. LMAO!

I'd forgotten that one.

:P

[SOteric]

15. "I'm Brian! ...and my wife is, too!"

[DS1]

16. You lucky bastard!

(right after being tossed from the alien ship)