What should I post about tonite? Belly button lint or dryer lint?

[JimmyJazz]

I'm sorry, am I boring you?

[xmas74]

1. Belly button lint.

There are so many more options.

[peekaloo]

2. dryer lint in your bellybutton.

it happens

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Toe jam sandwiches.

Did you know I had a friend who knitted a sweater out of belly button lint? She collected it from friends (mostly guys).

I'm not kidding, either. Ok, maybe I am.

[JimmyJazz]

4. I keep my dryer lint and put it into egg cartons and use it for

kindling for the fireplace... :boring:

Crap - I even bored myself with this post.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. OMG!!!! OMG!!!!

You wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of LINT I took OUT of my DRYER tonight!!!!!!!



****use of caps to convey extreme excitement.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Where does all that lint come from anyway?

I usually put non-linty clothes into the dryer, but the lint filter gets full anyway! What am I doing wrong?

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. The lint Gods. It is an offering.

For a laundry job well done.

No, I'm not drinking this evening. Or even on drugs. These things just, kind of, come to me. ;)

[yellowdogintexas]

14. maybe it is the missing socks, regurgitated by the dryer

[bridgit]

13. just about to say...

...dryer lint = a lint trap stuffed with, of say, 3wks of laundry lint by a mile if for no other reason than its hard to say lint so many times in one sentence merely talking about your belly-button, plus clean and multi colored

[progmom]

6. dryer lint is lovely

it's like this soft little pillow present your dryer leaves you.



belly button lint...hmmm..not much good to say about that. it's pretty stinky.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Yes, and it can also be the soft little start of a massive fire, if you

forget to clean it out like my ex boyfriend's mother did. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

9. Okay - now here's a story for Geraldo! Fess up, woman!

:o

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. So my ex boyfriend in high school had a mom who was a little ditzy about

housekeeping, but a really wonderful, loving woman...I wish I could have married MrG and adopted her as my MIL, but I digress.

She never, not once, cleaned out the dryer vent. One fateful day she threw in some towels hit start and went shopping.

My exboyfriend and I drove up to find flames shooting out of the roof, 3 hook and ladders, and a dog yelping in the yard. It was really something. I always clean out my dryer religiously. :hi:

[yellowdogintexas]

11. Little old lady goes to buy a new dryer, and says to the salesman

"Now, be sure it has one of those nice little blankets in it like my last one had"

"What Blanket?'

She was talking about the dryer lint ..she apparantly never changed the filter. Of course no wonder she needed a new dryer, right?


I washed my comforter not too long ago, and the dryer lint was more cat hair than anything else. That was strange.

You can put it in your compost too, you know.

[JimmyJazz]

15. Did you see my firewood post? It actually does make good

kindling - but, I'll do the compost thing in the summer. Thanks for the pointer.

[jandrok]

12. How about Charles de Lint? You could post about him....

http://www.sfsite.com/charlesdelint/

Talented and prolific Canadian fantasy writer. Quite good, and much more engaging than regular old lint.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Then again, you could post a thread about him. I'm kinda tied

up with the belly button v. dryer lint discussion at the moment. :silly:

[Huckebein the Raven]

16. So what's so special about your Belly button lint ?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

19. It's mine, ergo it is special.

:hi:

[nytemare]

17. I used to throw dryer lint into the paddle fan at my folks' house

it made a cool "poooofffffft" sound and dust went everywhere.

What fun.

[Southsideirish]

21. "Lint Eastwood"???

[bridgit]

24. phunny

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

22. I knew that after 10,680 posts

you'd have to scrape the bottom of the barrel.:P

[JimmyJazz]

23. Pssst!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2824076

[sundog]

25. post a pic of lint in your belly button

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I can't - my piercing hides it.

:P

[sundog]

28. well I learned something new bout cha today

:7

[JimmyJazz]

29. I believe that would be TWO things.

:7

[sundog]

30. oh yeah, I forgot

:D

[progmom]

35. are you and sundog sharing secrets again?

pass that note to the front of the class.

[JimmyJazz]

37. Hold on and I'll tell you - Sheesh - don't let progmom out of the loop!

:P

[progmom]

40. damn right!

[ralps]

27. Dryer Lint

:hi: :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

41. Why????

P.S. I'm blatantly kicking this thread in an effort to get it to 50 posts! After all, I'm in a clique and I post boring stuff...go figure.

[crispini]

31. This thread is actually quite amusing... nt

[JimmyJazz]

33. Damn - you're easy!

:P

[crispini]

36. Well jeez, it has house fires and lint blankets and everything!

What's not to like? :7 Besides, I don't come to the Lounge for "intellectual stimulation." :P

[JimmyJazz]

44. Whewf - it's a good thing, cause you ain't gettin' any here!

nor will you be getting any intellectual stimulation :o

[Longgrain]

32. Nothing...G'night Lily Lady....

<eom>

[JimmyJazz]

45. WTF did you edit? Fess up NOW!

Or I'll have skittles kick your ass!

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Talk about how I'm X number of posts from 10,000

:P

[JimmyJazz]

38. That's scary, woman!

It's all those Rev Acts/Kleeb hijackings!

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Yes, I know it is!

:scared:

Yes, that's true. :o

[steve2470]

42. what color is your belly button lint ?

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

43. I don't have belly button lint - sheesh, I wash.

My dryer lint in usually gray, if that does anything for you! :silly: