Office Phartz?

[Hubert Flottz]

Anybody ever just haul off and gas the good people in the next cube? I'm talkin', a real WMD type EPA bustin', paint peeling cloud!

The funniest thing I ever saw in an office was a remote control Phartbox placed in the drawer of the gal on the coustomer desk out front! The remote worked from the other room, and when the boss man came in and walked up to her desk, Whammo! The thing made several different Phart sounds before the gal figured out where the device was hidden! The boss did an about face and moved out smartly after the first salvo!

The PhartBox was a real gas hidden under the baby's bed too BTW!