Dressed-down Jenna, enjoying basketball with a serial killer-looking dude

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"President Bush's daughter Jenna, right, watches the ACC men's championship baskteball game between Georgia Tech and Duke, Sunday, March 13, 2004 in Washington. Man at left is unidentified. (AP Photo/Haraz Ghanbari)"

Jenna, in full make-up / photo op mode:

[matcom]

1. that dude lives in his mom's basement i'll bet you

"she puts the lotion in the basket...."

[SCDem]

2. It looks like she has a ring on her left hand

She isn't engaged is she?

[Richardo]

3. Kind of a death-grip he's got on her knee there...

...he's asking for a secret service tasering.

[hippiechick]

5. Maybe he IS Secret Service

... taking Homeland Security to a whole new level. :puke:

[Thtwudbeme]

4. Check it out; she is with a man who slightly resembles her

grandfather--that ugly "why aren't we in the skybox" away from these commoners look on his face.

Those kids so need counseling before they end up with an abusive alcoholic son of a bitch.

[kiraboo]

6. Girls often seek out men who remind them of their fathers

on some level. Her date's expression - a combination of pissed off and moronic - must remind her of Daddy Bush. Really, we should have some pity for the poor girl.

[qanda]

7. LOL

He does look like a serial killer. BWHAHAHAHAHA

[brainshrub]

8. C'mon guys.

Who gives a rats ass?

Besides, that guy will probably be your boss in a few years. Do you really want him to have the last laugh?

[Thtwudbeme]

10. That geek ain't gonna boss me around!

No sir!!

Did you find your phone? Michael came home and fell asleep!

[brainshrub]

20. No phone so far.

It's pissing me off that I can't find it.

I've scoured the house. No phone. :( I don't want to buy another one= because I know that if I do, the old one will appear.

[rooboy]

9. I'll bet he can get them a room at the Bates Motel... n/t

[DS1]

11. The dude's hanging onto her like Gollum and his ring

MIIIINNEE!!!

:eyes:

[texas1928]

13. MY PRECIOUS!!!

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PRECIOUS.

[texas1928]

12. He is just still feeling the effects of the Kool Aid

and the Bush family rump initiation.

[WI_DEM]

14. they actually look like a pretty normal couple at a basketball game

who the hell cares.

[TyeDye75]

15. I cant believe how much she looks like her father

and her sister looks just like poppy

[mondo joe]

16. Looks like a young Anna Nicole dating a young George W

[July]

17. Does she have a job yet?

Or was that just campaign BS? Has she gone directly from college to a life of ease? And where's Barb?

[AlCzervik]

18. maybe he's her minder.

[Stop_the_War]

19. that IS scary. EWWW

[mondo joe]

21. I'd do him.

But he'd have to not say a word.

[Balbus]

23. LOL!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. You sure that's not Britney + hubby?

Looks like them.

[roguevalley]

24. so, we know what she will look like when she's old. Next week.

[Rob H.]

25. He's all beady-eyed and scowling, just like her dad

The only thing he's missing is the Bush family monobrow. And I know she and not-Jenna are fraternal twins and all, but to me she looks a lot more like Jeb than she looks like Duhbya.