post statements that would make Captain Obvious proud

[pres2032]

Just heard on ESPN: "Atlanta is hitting big-league style"

Madden: "The team that scores the most points wins the game."



post your own statements that would make Captain Obvious proud.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. pres2032 is a loony

:P

[pres2032]

6. ah ha, ah ha!

hmph!


oh wait... i am... :silly:

[SnowGoose]

2. We were better off under Democrats.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Revolutionary_Acts04 is neither revolutionary nor an act.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. This is true.

But I do act.... like a doofus most of the time. :P

[DS1]

4. I was going for the Madden one. He's a tool

[da_chimperor]

7. The goal of soccer is to get the ball in the opponents goal.

I've actually heard that said on German TV while they were covering a match . . . :dunce:

[FeelinGarfunkelly]

8. Madden = Captain Obvious

I really can't stand his commentary. Al Michaels is fine, Pat Sumerall, sure...But get rid of that ugly disgusting mass known as John Madden.

[pres2032]

10. LOL, so true

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. John Madden is a total dipshit.

George Bush is a fucking moron.
Dick Cheney is evil.

Can anything be more obvious than those statements?

[GOPBasher]

11. "They think Social Security is some kind of federal program."

That's a paraphrase of G-dub.

[redqueen]

12. Fighting Iraqi insurgents is hard work

Keeping America safe is hard work.

I'm sure there were a few more... he's a source of constant irritation, rage, and grief... but he's also sometimes entertaining. Thank God/Krishna/Yahweh/Zeus/The Goddess/random chance/whateverthefuckyouwannacall it for silver linings.

[Cush]

13. Joe Theismann on an ESPN Broadcast

said something like, "I believe that the key to keeping drives alive is to convert on 3rd downs"

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14. "they really came to play"

no, really? i thought they were expecting to spectate and suddenly found themselves on the field. surprise!

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15. "those turnovers really hurt your chances to win"

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16. "if he throws it to you, ya gotta catch it"

[WindRavenX]

17. Joe Buck: fastballs are pitches that are thrown fast

:dunce: :dunce:

Listening to him do Play by Play on FOX is unbearably painful; I usually mute the TV and put on classical music.

[pres2032]

18. wow, that's really freaking funny

that's almost comparable to the stuff that comes out of Madden's mouth.