To all you lurking freepers saying that SS is "my money"...

[caledesi]

Really? Then why the fvck don't you take your ass to the Social Security Office and tell them you want to make a "withdrawal." Yeah, it's your money...sure.

It's an INSURANCE program, you idiots!

:freak:

edit: usual stuff

[France needs us]

1. Do we need to use such vulgar language here?

More than once I have seen these ugly posts used against us at sponsors of AAR, etc.

PLEASE clean up the language or we look like neanderthals.

[matcom]

2. language???

ummmmm 'welcome' to DU :eyes:

on edit: just LOVE your username :eyes:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. she didn't even spell the word Fuck.

you should be glad of that, at least.
:eyes:


edited for gender correction

[kick-ass-bob]

8. PS: It does get the fucking point across.

[matcom]

9. FUCK YEAH!!

it does

[kick-ass-bob]

13. what the fuck? I see

your ass.

[France needs us]

14. Real Smart. NT.

[kick-ass-bob]

16. thanks. eom.

ping!

[matcom]

18. definition (since you obviously don't understand)

fuck ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fk) Vulgar Slang
v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse.
A partner in sexual intercourse.
A despised person.
Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.

Phrasal Verbs:
fuck off
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
To spend time idly.
To masturbate.
fuck over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.
fuck up
To make a mistake; bungle something.
To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
To cause to be intoxicated.


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Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely .”


Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.


fuck

n : slang terms for sexual intercourse v : have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve"; "Were you ever intimate with this man?"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

[Blue-Jay]

20. "real smart"? Do we need such horrible grammar here?

:hi:

[caledesi]

95. What? Can't NT quote from the Bible? (re: ass)

edit: the usual

[Zuni]

96. FUCKIN-A RIGHT

[caledesi]

76. Yeah, I learned a new way of spelling it. - Fvck I love it. nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Really? Wow.

People tell me I look like Demi Moore. :hi: Enjoy your stay. :hi:

[progmom]

5. Why don't you use your second post to introduce yourself?

It's hard to get a good picture of what you're all about from your first post.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Just a warning...

It's dangerous for a newbie to come and start criticizing things here. I'm just saying.

Welcome to DU btw.

[France needs us]

17. Ohhhhhhhhhh,, I see. So we have a lot of youngsters just learning

the thrill of four letter words here? I thought the crowd was a little older.

[progmom]

21. Ok, well, you seem to have come here on a mission.

Tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you're not interested in civil discourse, are you?

[MrScorpio]

25. This is so much fucking fun

Anybody hit "Alert" yet?

[matcom]

29. awwww don't just yet

i'm just DYING to hear his/her "educated" take on the FUCKING Bankruptcy Bill

[caledesi]

78. Notice the diversion to my language rather than addressing

my post!

BTW, I said FVCK, and "ass" is in the Bible.

[progmom]

32. uh huh.

indeed.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Why are you are trying to censor us?

And why are you so condescending?

[Bouncy Ball]

43. Fucking A I'm a little older.

But I understand that in life there is both the sacred and the profane. Best to accept them both.

Have a great fucking day.

[progmom]

46. he's gone

tombstoned

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Awww they didn't even answer me

I sad. :(

[caledesi]

79. Me too. I started the thread and got no response. nt

[Bouncy Ball]

51. DAMMIT

FUCK!!!

LOL

[HughBeaumont]

60. Right because the ADULTS run the show now!!!

THEY ALL HAVE BONERS!!!!!

Yep, I'm 35 going on six, thank you.

[NightTrain]

65. I'll be 39 on Sunday. Do I have your permission to swear?

Of all the fuckin' shit to complain about...!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

71. You again? Don't you have anything BETTER to do?

:crazy: :boring: :eyes:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

92. I am fucking old so there

[MrScorpio]

11. Fucking A! I can't stand that goddamned filthy language

Sons of bitches better come correct

[France needs us]

19. Another potty mouth whose mother was absent to wash his mouth out.

Pretty sad.

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. I'm crying over it even.

:cry: Having fun yet? I do hope you learn something.

[France needs us]

27. Oh I am learning --------real fast why we lose the elections if you

people represent the best of the best.

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. I represent my children and my husband. That's my world. Not getting so

bent over an internet message board that I must give myself a goofy name and spend time trying to be witty. You?

[kick-ass-bob]

31. we? you?

please make up your mind. Which is it?

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. At this point, he/she's so upset, I don't think they, it, we knows.

;)

[matcom]

33. get it straight "pal"

WE represent the BETTER of the best of the fucking BEST!

got it?

[Ron Green]

38. "We?" What's this "we?" To whom are you referring as "we?"

[progmom]

41. listen

Your very first post was hyper-critical of a DU member. Like in any social interaction, it's expected that you'll at least try to get to know us before jumping down our throats...when you're a guest in our house.

[kick-ass-bob]

45. so, can I jump down your throat yet?

Or do I have to wait a little longer?
:D
:bounce:

[progmom]

80. i was going to make some kind of joke about what holiday it is today

...but that might get us into trouble...

[Bouncy Ball]

49. BWA!!

No, no, guys, keep this one talking. This one is TOOOO easy.

[Discord]

72. no. we're the elite fringe. nt

[caledesi]

84. FNU...you steal elections, not lose them. nt

[MrScorpio]

36. Looks like someone head is a poo-poo rich environment

N'est ce pas?

[Book Lover]

54. Why are you blaming her mother

when it was obviously BILL CLINTON who is responsible?!

[caledesi]

81. Not as sad as Jeff Gannon and oh, let's not forget the Dick,,Cheney

telling Leahy to "fuck off" or something similar ON THE SENATE FLOOR. (real class).

Oh, let us not also forget our "great" leader calling Adam Clymer (NYT) an "asshole" and Cheney saying "yeah, Big Time."

Or maybe actions are your trip? BTK (bind, torture, kill) was a very "Christian" man, wasn't he?

I could go on w/ so much more hypocritical stuff.

edit: usual stuf

[no name no slogan]

64. Best graffiti I ever saw: "FUCK PROFANITY"

Somebody scribbled that on the wall of the gents' restroom in my highschool.

That pretty much said it all.

[kanrok]

73. I like it

But I also like: "Support mental health or I'll kill you"

[caledesi]

87. I like this one.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

(my friend has this T-shirt)

[no name no slogan]

99. Second best: "JESUS SAVES SINNERS AND REDEEMS THEM FOR VALUABLE PRIZES"

This was seen on the Washington Ave Pedestrian Bridge in Minneapolis. This bridge, which spans the Mississippi River, also connects the East Bank of the U of Minnesota with the West Bank.

Gotta hand it to the college pranksters :P

[w4rma]

12. France needs us to do *what*? LOL (nt)

[Book Lover]

15. Actually, in the Lounge, yeah

Welcome to DU. Please stay and familiarize yourself with the different flavors of the different areas here. "Foul" language is acceptable here in the Lounge.

[HEyHEY]

28. Whatever douchebag

"France needs us" yeah your lame ass boycott sure proved that! Tehri economy grew after your "Boycott"! HA!

[Vickers]

35. "we" heheheheheh

You said "we"...that's killer, man.


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

Oh, and welcome to DU yadda yadda yadda...

[kick-ass-bob]

39. yadda yadda!

That was perfect 'yadda' placement!

:thumbsup:

[Bouncy Ball]

40. Well FUCKING WELCOME TO DU!

Hey how the FUCK are you doing?

[xmas74]

42. Everyone chooses to express themselves differently.

This is a very relaxed environment here in the Lounge. We are here to joke around and calm down. For stimulating discourse, you should check out General Discussion or the forum for your state.
And when you are ready for a joke, you come here.

[NightTrain]

57. Just who the fuck are you?

And what the fuck gives you the right to tell us to "Clea up the language?" Fuck that motherfuckin' shit!

[Bouncy Ball]

63. Tombstoned already.

[NightTrain]

68. Hot damn! Our mods are on top of shit, ain't they?

Right on, mods! :yourock:

[Left Is Write]

88. Yeah, I was going to add my two cents' worth

about the language issue (well-place profanity really can be effective at conveying strength of emotion), but noticed the tombstone.

[xmas74]

67. Yeah, what you said!

[caledesi]

75. When you are as angry as I am at the deconstruction of this

once great country, I have to vent and it's not pretty. Deal w/ it.

BTW, "ass" is in the Bible.

[Arkana]

98. Sure, lecture us on language...great way to make an entrance.

:eyes:

If swearing makes me look like a Neanderthal, then give me a club and call me Woog--because I REALLY don't care what you think.

[ThorsHammer]

7. If framed correctly, your idea might be a way to fix it

Most people see it as an entitlement (ie 'my money') program and not as a insurance policy for people who really need it. If it is reframed as a safety net for those who do need it, it should remain solvent w/o any other changes being made. Removing the cap, or extending it to $X could work as well.

[w4rma]

10. Yup. And currently one of the most, if not the most, efficient insurance

programs in the world.

[Pawel K]

22. Sinners, You're All Sinners!!!!

I actually enjoy not having a word filter here; nice change up from all other message boards.

[xmas74]

61. And I do love to be a sinner.

It's just more fun that way.

[Discord]

74. I second the motion. nt

[xmas74]

77. All in favor say aye!

[Discord]

82. AYE!

And add 2 more Aye's from my associates here as well.

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

85. The ayes have it.

Sinning is better.

[Discord]

100. wewt. love that theres no fillibuster on it. =p nt

[xmas74]

101. Thank goodness!

[caledesi]

97. "I'd rather laugh w/ the sinners, than cry w/ the saints." - Billy Joel

[4_Legs_Good]

23. It's also a social program

beyond being simply insurance. It guarantees that the elderly are not poverty stricken. I guess that could still be considered insurance.

Anyway, your point is well taken. One thing that Social Security is not is a forced-retirement plan.

david

[Richardo]

37. Fastest. hijack. ever.

About 10% of the responses so far (4 out of 40) answering your original post. Mazel Tov, caledesi! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

52. No shit! LOL!

[caledesi]

89. Thank you R. I am having a great time. I am usually not very

vocal and just write one-liners bec of my illness (MS), but I have been in remission for about 2 weeks and feel GOOD (Goddam good!)


I can actually concentrate. I have some funny stuff for tonight w/ a subject heading of:
Help Wanted: Law-abiding citizens need not apply.

<teaser>

edit: usual stuff

[Amfortas]

44. Dupe : self delete

[Blue-Jay]

47. aaaaaand.....*poof*

[xmas74]

48. And already tombstoned!

Damn that was fast!
:hi:

[MrScorpio]

53. 8 Posts, that can't be some kind of record

Any faster?

[Bouncy Ball]

55. Oh yeah, I've seen 'em buried after only 3

of course the three posts they did make were so foul even cussing fucking DUers were a bit pale in the face after reading them. Yikes.

[xmas74]

56. I saw one once w/ 4.

It was really fast.
This was fun. We must do this again sometime (and did you see, I refrained from saying fuck!)

[MrScorpio]

66. I thought you'd be one of the first, My Red Sonja

I bet you're cute when you turn red

[xmas74]

69. Of course I am.

And thank you.
If foul language and double entendres could get us banned, I would have been gone a long time ago!

[Amfortas]

59. that was quick!

Who hit the alert button and spoiled the fun !

[xmas74]

62. The dumb name was the first clue in the mystery of the

idiotic freeper.

[caledesi]

91. Ya think? So transparent. Check out my response to FNU saying

'we are going to lose elections acting like this...'

I told him/her - You don't lose elections, you steal them

[xmas74]

102. Good answer.

[redqueen]

58. Well done!

:toast:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

70. You should have added "please excuse my French"

or "please excuse my Freedom", for the skulking Freepazoid.

[MrScorpio]

83. It's amazing that you called out the freepers and out they came

What kind of bait are you using?

[progmom]

86. that's a very good point

It never works for Night Train.

Maybe if we used these:

[Bouncy Ball]

90. Those scare them, I think.

They can't quite figure them out.

[caledesi]

93. Because they have been listening non-stop to that catch-phrase

"it's your money." Any intelligient person doesn't fall for that repetitive, simplistic crap and I thought my post was clever if I do say so myself.

Bottom line is that it really burst their "it's your money" balloon.

I bet all those freepers own Pet Rocks! :evilgrin:

[caledesi]

94. Very Good! nt

[Deja Q]

103. Insurance program that couldn't pay back 30 years ago, let alone now.

People who get puny amounts from SS (SS... just like the Nazi SS, only regarding money) and who have to life on dog food because, if they get a job that pays over a certain amount, what gets taxed would only hurt them more.

Fucking sick, and I'm making no bones about it.