I just took two Aleve and a Xanax! Ask me anything!

[Bertha Venation]

:argh:

[tjdee]

1. Why? For pain and....what's Xanax for again?

[Bertha Venation]

5. arthritis pain (back) and calming . . . calming . . .

soothing . . . caaaaaalllmmming . . .

on a day when i don't have time to sneeze

[tjdee]

9. Hope it starts working soon!

Back pain is awful.

[Richardo]

2. Bring enough for everybody?

[Bertha Venation]

6. Nope. Sorry. Too selfish.

I had to email all secretaries to get the Aleve, even.

[skygazer]

3. Got any more Xanax? n/t

[Bertha Venation]

7. Nope. So sorry.

All gone.

[auntAgonist]

4. I hope you feel better!!

[Bertha Venation]

8. I will.

Thanks! :hug:

[Ironpost]

10. I think I'll valium that

[phoebe]

11. do NOT take Aleve - linked to stroke and heart problems

On December 20, 2004 the FDA announced that the National Institutes of Health was immediately halting a study involving Naproxen, commonly used in the brand name over-the-counter pain medication Aleve. The Study revealed that Aleve, Naproxen, and other similar non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs increased the risk of heart attacks and strokes.

Find another pill..

[Jersey Devil]

12. Back in Nov a friend wound up on dialysis from taking Aleve

in conjunction with heart medications. He had a sore foot and took it and next thing he knew he was in kidney failure. Thankfully he is now off dialysis but that stuff almost killed him.

[Bertha Venation]

16. Thanks. I'll take Aleve.

Hmm... nearly unbearable pain now, OR, take the only thing left to me after the FDA fucked up early and now had to take away Vioxx (which worked great), get about half the relief Vioxx gave me, and potentially suffer a slightly increased risk of heart attack & stroke... hmm.

Sorry Phoebe. No offense intended -- and I know I sound like an asshole; so be it -- but I'll take the Aleve.

Truly. No offense intended. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

22. Does that study include ibuprofen?

[CatWoman]

13. how many fingers am I holding up???

:D

[Bertha Venation]

15. dos . . . now, where's the EQUIS?!

:bounce:

[Debi]

14. I hoped you washed it down w/vodka

otherwise it's really a waste of good medicine! :eyes:

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. How ya feeling now, sweetie? Better I hope.

:hug:

[Bertha Venation]

19. Not much. Long story short

too much stress, and my day should've ended half an hour ago (and it began an hour and a quarter early)

but i'm not cracking up, thanks to mama's little helper

[Padraig18]

18. Who were you tempted to kill?

;) :hug:

[Bertha Venation]

20. Oh, where do I begin?

I'll start w/ the attorney (because it's always an attorney) who printed a HUGE document to the wrong printer (set to the wrong paper tray) then went to get his job & didn't find it there -- and apparently ignored the fact that it was now blocking the queue for 8 (yes, 8) users behind him . . . who then printed it to the only photocopier on the floor because "it's a lot faster, and besides it punches holes for you" when he could take the damned thing to the copy center and have it drilled . . .

:crazy:

[Padraig18]

21. Who said all lawyers are intelligent?

That one may have a high IQ, but he obviously has no common sense--- or common courtesy.

:wtf:

[Bzzzz]

23. Can...

I have one??? Xanax, that is??? :evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

24. All out!!

and I'm not :bounce:ing anymore