I found a moldy piece of sandwich in my car--do I have to sell it now?

[tjdee]

:cry:

I was cleaning out that back row of the van, and under a few newspapers found a piece of moldy sandwich (yay kids!). It seems to have melded with the car carpet ( :puke: ), but I scraped up what I could and poured tea tree oil on it. I'm going to go scrub it later, but what else can I do?

I can't sell the car. I wish I could.
My car always has newspapers in it--that is coming to an end.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Sell the car? Or the sandwich?

Sad to say, the sandwich would probably bring you something on eBay.

[tjdee]

4. I already threw it out! See, this is why I will never be rich.

I just don't see opportunity knocking!

[guinivere]

12. Dig that sammich

out of the garbage. Plunk it on an old plate. Wait a couple of days. Maybe Elvis or Jesus or somebody's face will appear.
Enjoy your new wealth.

[Borgnine]

2. I thought you meant sell the sandwich.

And you could, if it had the Virgin Mary imprinted in the mold.

[Kadie]

3. I thought you wanted to sell the sandwich. LOL

Was going to suggest ebay. LOL

[notadmblnd]

5. Can you make out any religious icons, celebreties or politicians

imprinted on the sammich?

[Debi]

8. holey freaking jinx!

:silly:

[Debi]

6. Does the sandwich look like Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mother

or Spongebob? Cuz otherwise you can't sell it :bounce:

[LynneSin]

7. Well they sell everything on Ebay so I'm sure you can get something...

...for your moldy sandwich

[CanuckAmok]

9. Put it on Ebay. Say it looks just like Saint Christopher, and that's...

...why you kept it in your car.

[tjdee]

11. Saint Chris!

I should fish it out of the trash now--selfish me, only thinking of the car!

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. No! Nobody would buy it then. St. Christopher lost his travel patronage

some time back! ;) That's true even.

[leftofthedial]

10. only if the mold was in the shape of the virgin mary's

bush

or one of jeebiz's turds or something

[Wickerman]

13. Homer Simpson hangs his head

There was surely some good eating left in that there sammwich.

[Zuni]

14. It sounds like you found a "Moses Sandwich"

the spots of mold and detritis form a pic of Moses's head if you look at it in just the right angle, with just the right light and the right amount of Angel Dust and Methamphetamines coursing through your veins.
:P

[wtmusic]

16. Does it look really cool?

Sometimes it just looks like...a moldy piece of sandwich