Time for Another PUNCHLINES ONLY THREAD

[CO Liberal]

Inspired by The Princess just mentioning a classic:

"Ba-da-ba-dum-dum-dum
You sister Rose is dead....."

[MikeG]

1. Rectum. Hell. Damn near killed him.

[blue neen]

2. I left my heart...

in Sam Clam's Disco...

[CO Liberal]

3. If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Talcum Powder!

:-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Damn! That's what I had for lunch!

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Every time I try to kiss her

she farts in my face!

[CO Liberal]

6. Peter - I Can See Your House From Here!

:-)

[two gun sid]

7. Lady, if you put that on your schnauser...

you won't be able to walk for a week!

[CO Liberal]

8. He Was Wearing a HAT!!!!!

:-)

[blue neen]

9. It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack.

Give the Frog A Loan!

(Your frog reminded me of that one!)

[Blue-Jay]

10. I can't hear the stereo.

[Kingshakabobo]

11. Do you have one that fits a Camel? n/t

[CO Liberal]

12. How Do You Think I Rang The Doorbell???

:-)

[DrZeeLit]

13. What?!? And quit show biz??? n/t

[davsand]

14. The next day the headline read: Artie chokes two for a dollar at Luigi's.

[two gun sid]

15. Well, your gonna have to point to it lady...

all those Japanese cars look alike to me.

[bilgewaterbill]

16. I said socket wrench not sprocket wrench,

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. You mean I have to put up with 67 more of those?

[Dave Reynolds]

18. And that's not my finger, either! nt

[davsand]

19. The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...

[jjmalonejr]

20. That's no lady, that's my wife!

[roguevalley]

21. And the cat made it! Ka-chang!

[Zuni]

22. "I didn't say it twice!"

[CO Liberal]

23. They Both Circle Uranus Looking for Klingons

[Swede]

24. The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think attorneys come from"

nt

[Blue in a Red State]

25. No one could find three wise men and a virgin

[BlueHandDuo]

26. Mother is on the roof...

...

[Hardrada]

27. Next time you beat the bushes and I'll shit on the pigeons.

[Hardrada]

28. I guess Father Murphy is only hearing murder cases tonight.

[Hardrada]

29. I like my cigar too but I take it out once in awhile.

[CO Liberal]

30. "This Water's Cold." " And DEEP, Too!!"

:-)

[kmla]

31. "Crushed nuts? Nope, broke my leg!"

:D

[KitchenWitch]

32. "You shouldn't argue with Ole when he's been drinking"

[KitchenWitch]

33. "Peter, Peter, I can see your house from here"