Ask me anything.

[JimmyJazz]

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. No reason, just ask you anything?

:o

[JimmyJazz]

3. g'head.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. What's your shoe size?

:silly:

[steve2470]

2. this is a daaaaaaaaaaaaangerous post, m'lady

so I refraineth from th' temptation :-)

[JimmyJazz]

4. Ask me anything.

[TrustingDog]

6. when was the last time you were happy?

actually, content, peaceful is what I mean. Happy is for idiots.

[JimmyJazz]

8. I am a happy person by nature. I hear the average person laughs

15 times per day - I can assure you that I exceed that average.

[TrustingDog]

13. can you sell me some. I've lost what I thought was a sense of humour.

I think it was about laughing at others more than myself. that's the real sense of humour, imo.

[steve2470]

7. Ohhh I cannot ask you that (smirk)

but, let's see... Who is the best looking man in the movies to you right now ?

[JimmyJazz]

10. 9 out of 10 Lavender Brown's agree:

[TrustingDog]

17. Lavendar Blue, Dilly Dilly... orson someone?

Jude is like hey way like a nice looking piece of skin over a good skeletal foundation.

[JimmyJazz]

22. Translation: Nice Piece of Real Estate?

:shrug:

[TrustingDog]

28. no sexual thing here, he's just a nice piece of art, imho.

don't know shit about his reality, don't want to.

[JohnKleeb]

5. How do I get this godawful cut off my lip caused by my braces

[JimmyJazz]

16. You need to keep your lips lubricated - that will cut down on the cuts.

[JohnKleeb]

19. oh yeah I have chapstick, thanks JJ

[fluffernutter]

9. what is the last thing that made you laugh?

[JimmyJazz]

11. Your most recent thread in the lounge - c'mon

who can't smirk when they read "in my pants" :P

[progmom]

12. What's the last non-Clash CD you listened to?

[JimmyJazz]

14. Shamen? Isn't that the name of the Santana CD with the

various artists?

[Amfortas]

18. will thine throbbing heart ever know peace ?

[JimmyJazz]

20. What?

<----- this one? Not a chance :7

[Amfortas]

23. I meant it in a metaphorical way.....

but quick with the animated gif's you are....

mmm.. reminds me of an alanis morissete song !

[EstimatedProphet]

21. In shopping centers/stores/anywhere with crowds...

why do people always stop to talk in the area that is narrowest, making it more difficult to go around them?

[JimmyJazz]

26. Because their sole purpose in life is to annoy the shit out of

Estimated Prophet? :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

32. I KNEW IT!

I can't tell you how many times I have said that people like that exist solely just to pi$$ me off, but nobody believes me!

[Theres-a]

24. are penguinsbirds?

[JimmyJazz]

29. Why yes -- yes, they are:

http://www.eliasdesigns.com/penguins/history.htm

[Theres-a]

33. Hey,Thanks for the cool link,JJ!

[sundog]

25. ~sigh~

I asked to be entertained & this is what I get?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

27. Do you wanna go to bed with me?

[sundog]

30. lmao

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

31. a simple "yes" would suffice

:7

[JohnKleeb]

34. How you feeling?

[GalleryGod]

35. Will JJ Be Getting Drunk and Or Laid or Both in Boston!?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?:yourock:
C'mon, JJ!?

Give it up!?:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

36. One of the two. I won't specify.

:D