Just saw this couple nearly "going at it" in the Starbuck's parking lot

[Goathead]

They were seriously going at it(making out). So much so that my girlfriend said she thought the guy was going to jack his girlfriend up on the car bumper and start having sex with her right there. Later, we observed same couple in the Starbucks yet again "making out", sloppily, I might add, and this time his hands were all over her ass. Do I need to see this in a Starbucks? Get a friggin' room for crying out!

[mistertrickster]

1. Tape it and sell it on e-bay, hehehe nt

[CanuckAmok]

2. I walked in on a couple fucking...literally fucking... in an enclosed ATM.

Sheesh, whatever happened to the goo ol' days of bus station washrooms? I guess I'm showing my age.

[MarianJack]

20. Your Cartoon!!!!!

Almost made me incontinent!!!!! And I NEED a good laugh today! Thanks!

[Lisa]

30. I suppose it beats being screwed BY the bank!

That little card gets you a whole range of client services ....

[CanuckAmok]

31. Considering the area...

(Main/Hastings), I think there might have been some sort of cash-based exchange.

And, of course, the standard "substantial penalty for early withdrawl"!

[immoderate]

3. Starbuck's is for lluuhvers!

--IMM

[johnnie]

4. It's a natural thing

People should be allowed to "go at it" wherever and whenever they want. What's wrong with people when they want to stop the natural course of man?
:evilgrin:

OK, this is in dedication of the breast feeding thread from yesterday.:)

[Drifter]

5. Do this ...

Hold your cell phone up as if to "video record" their actions. It does not matter if your phone is picture/video capable. In fact, it probably doesn't even need to be a cell phone.
Make sure they see you.
Chase after them when they try get away from you.

Cheers
Drifter

[Goathead]

8. LOL! That is something that I would do

while my girlfriend pretends like she doesn't know me.

[Book Lover]

6. Good for them!

Sex-positive all the way, babay!

[underpants]

7. Let me guess-younger corporate types?

Probably work 70-80 hours a week the only place they see people is at work (check the file room) and at Starbucks.

[Goathead]

9. Bingo!

They had the back end of their Cadillac SUV opened when the urge to swap spit over took them.

[underpants]

11. Not to look down on them

but they killed themselves to get a degree and now have a car they don't drive anywhere but to work and are killing themselves to get up the ladder. Some make it, some check out ( :hi: sort of ), some get ulcers.

[Amfortas]

15. I got the ulcers .....

[underpants]

19. As an old school bidness guy told a friend of mine

"Anyone over 40 who doesn't have an ulcer isn't really trying"

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. Then he's probably married and that is a co worker not his wife

[guitar man]

10. European Vacation?

"Dad, he's gonna pork her!"

[giant_robot]

12. You should have gone up to the counter at Starbuck's,

pointed to the couple, and said, "I'll have what he's having." You probably won't get an opportunity to use that line again in your life! :)

[Amfortas]

13. ah....

love is in the air!

yeah baby yeah !

[madison2000]

14. "going at it" makes me think of fighting

I'd rather see a horny couple in public than people about to kill each other!

[underpants]

16. Mommy what are those dogs doing?

Uh..well...one is sick and the other one is helping it get to the doctor.

Oh that must have been what was wrong with Mrs.Jenkins

Our neighbor Mrs.Jenkins?

Yeah, I saw Dad helping her to the doctor last week.

[giant_robot]

21. Reminds me of the Simpsons

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing? It looks like he's trying to jump over that other dog, but he can't make it. C'mon boy! You can do it! You can do it!

There's a scene from the Simpson's or Seinfeld that goes with every situation in life. :)

[MarianJack]

22. Your Post!!!!!

And Post #2, have me falling on the floor, and today I NEED IT! Thanks!

BTW, I heard Buddy Hackett do a version of this once, where his father told him that, he was in the park & saw 2 people behind a bush, he jumped in and said "I'll help you get your friend to the hospitel, Pal!...They Knocked THE SHIT OUT OF ME!...2 of the nastiest guys I ever met!"

[underpants]

27. Thanks...ah Buddy Hackett

[MarianJack]

29. I Recommended This Thread...

...and yours for the greatest page because they made me laugh so much!

[Goathead]

17. The act of "making love"

sometimes resembles a barroom brawl.

[Richardo]

18. Lois: "Peter, not in front of Stewie"

Peter: "Don't worry, Lois, he'll just think I'm hurting you."

:)

[Goldmund]

23. Oh, puhleeze

So the fuck what? Why is that your concern or your problem? Were they hurting anybody?

[Goathead]

24. I had to overt mine eyes

lest the wrath of the lord befall upon me also. Alas, I was saved.:D

[Goldmund]

25. LOL!!!

[jswordy]

28. A wee bit Jealous, are we? Heheheheh.

[sub.theory]

32. Awesome!

Good for them! If only everyone could be so lost in passion and sensuality. Instead of, you know, trying to run everyone else's' lives and take over the world (hi freepers! :hi:). The planet really would be a better place.

Maybe you should have grabbed your girlfriend for a little PDA. When in Rome... :party: