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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:36 PM Original message |
20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick |
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pstans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
1. Here is the best excuse for not going to work |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. hehehhee, I like that one |
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Bok_Tukalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
2. Best excuse I've ever heard used: |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. One of my dad's employees called in sick one day. |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. LOL. I must say that's kind of funny. n/t |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:51 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Dad--you don't sound like you have a job anymore |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:52 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. hee hee! |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
8. The voices are telling me to stay home |
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amber dog democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. I am just not myself today. |
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latteromden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
10. My favorite "calling in to work" joke: |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:23 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. but I work in San Francisco |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
12. My wife is going to have a baby! |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:33 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. bravo! |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
13. I've used that skunk one. Actually, my dog got sprayed, and it |
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wideopen (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:40 PM Response to Original message |
15. I swear |
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funkybutt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
16. My erection has lasted 4 hours. n/t |
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UncleSepp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
17. Actual called in sick reasons from me |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
18. My dog chewed up my car keys |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-23-05 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
19. You think you have your "sick voice" down really good and |
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