Do not eat pizza without cooking.

[Goathead]

Cracks me up whenever I read that on the box. I wonder how many people called up complaining about indigestion before they put that on there.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. maybe they broke their tooth

on the frozen dough.

[4morewars]

2. Do Not Put in Mouth or Rectum n/t

[NoPasaran]

3. And after cooking

Product will be hot!

[Tesibria]

4. wait a minute -- the pepperoni is GOOD frozen...

i always eat a piece of the pepperoni before sticking the pizza in the oven...

[KG]

5. they also advise remove the plastic before cooking.

some people need to be reminded to breathe.

[mcscajun]

6. After they're reminded to Remove the Product from Box.

Duh.