Worst. Earworm. Ever. "Seventeen" by Winger

[Fenris]

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen
Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love
She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me

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Aside from SUCKING because it is Kip Winger, it's also really, really sick. Kip Winger is a sick fuck.

[short bus president]

1. gawds - it would've been BAD ENOUGH

without the pic. Asshole! :P

[GOPisEvil]

2. Where were you that you were in a position to even hear this drivel?

[Fenris]

5. VH1's "40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs Ever"

Possibly the best of their list shows. The only time in 20 years Grim Reaper has gotten any airplay. :7

[GOPisEvil]

7. LOL! That is an EVIL show idea!

I love it! :7

[Fenris]

8. It's great!

#1 was Europe's "The Final Countdown.":D

[name not needed]

14. Joey Tempest should have been shot for that abomination.

:D

[flamingyouth]

3. That picture

:puke:

[Cush]

4. lol, Winger

[SmileyBoy]

6. OH GAWD, NO!!!!

This is the kind of shit that Strong Bad would like...:scared:

[kedrys]

9. Aw man...

Have some freakin' MERCY, will ya?

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. To his credit...

he does have REALLY white teeth.

Kip must have a helluva dentist.
FSC :7

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

11. I contend that "La Vida Loca" is FAR worse of an earworm!

I have that Winger album on vinyl.

<hiding head in shame>

[SarahB]

12. I was 17 when that song came out...

I had a boyfriend at the time who sang it to me at this party. I should have realized just by that very act that he was actually, in fact, impotent.

Lamest. Weiner. Song. Ever.

[peekaloo]

13. I didn't know the guy from 'Taxi' could sing too!

must have been during his Pat Boone Metal Daze.

:silly: