The ZombyGriddle is OPEN! Pancakes? Bacon? Eggs?

[Zomby Woof]

Get yer ZombyBreakfast (The Breakfast of Chumps) here! ZombyCoffee is being served too! :donut: :hangover:

[Jack Rabbit]

1. What kind of coffe are you serving this morning?

Got any mocha j?

[Zomby Woof]

4. If mocha j is what you want...

It's what ya get! :mocha: Good morning Jack Rabbit!

[Jack Rabbit]

7. I need some right now

I did my annual rounds this morning, you know.



My portrait courtesy of the National Park Service

[SarahB]

9. Pour me a cup!

:9

[Zomby Woof]

11. Coming right up!

But if you have been naked under the full moon in a goat-something-whatever ritual, wear something to protect you from hot mocha spills! :o

:hi: :hug: :donut:

[SarahB]

14. I plead the fifth on that stuff!

But, yeah, a napkin would be nice! :D

[spinbaby]

2. Just coffee, thanks

I've already had cheese blintzes with maple syrup this morning and I'm still pretty full.

[Zomby Woof]

5. mmmm, sounds rich!

:donut: here ya go!

[yvr girl]

3. Thank goodness. I'm famished.

Can I get my eggs poached though?

Top of the morning to you ZombyWoof.

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

10. Poached eggs are great!

Mmmmmm! :poachedeggs:

Top o' the middle o' the morning back at ya! :hi:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

15. Wann go into sugar shock?

Try poaching them in real Maple Syrup.

Then serve them on top of pancakes. Mmmmmmmm.

[Zomby Woof]

16. I am not diabetic

But my pancreas cringed at the thought.

[kedrys]

6. Last week's pancakes kicked ass

Please may I have some more? I have a 55 gallon drum of Canadian maple syrup over here somewhere...

Now that I think about it, it may have been 2 weeks ago, but the pancakes still kicked ass. :)

[Zomby Woof]

12. Woohoo!

55 gallons of Canadian sweetness! :bounce: You got it!

[lumberingbear]

8. A big stack of pancakes and link sausages please Mr Zomby

[Zomby Woof]

13. Served!

:linksausages:

[asjr]

17. Now I am so hungry! Can you manage Belgian waffles and

Canadian bacon? And Juan Valdez coffee?

[Zomby Woof]

18. yes, yes, and

Yes. :D :donut:

[ralps]

19. I already had a scone for breakfast ZombyWoof, but I can have a

cup of coffee?:hi: :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

22. Absolutely!

:donut: :hug:

[havocmom]

20. Yakburger? Can I get a yakburger? Not fond of sausage or bacon.

Side o toast and coffee pretty please?

[Zomby Woof]

23. Yakburger!

And toast and coffee! :toast: :donut: ;-)

[Kellanved]

21. It is dinner time,

but I have always time for a nice short stack of American Pancakes. Nobody seems to get them right over here.

:hi:

thanks.

[Zomby Woof]

24. Murikan Pancakes coming up!

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

25. I just had a pancake and ham breakfast at church.

Should I be trying to work up the appetite for more breakfast? :D

[Zomby Woof]

26. That's what you have to love about...

Virtual breakfasts.... taste great, and NOT filling! :D

[jus_the_facts]

27. Nahh...ain't hungry....

...feel sick...don't even want coffee. x(

:hi: stranger.

[Zomby Woof]

29. that ain't right!

:-(

;-) :hi: Just got your PM when I signed on yesterday for the first time since...? LOL

I have a life these days, lol. The play opened Friday night, which has been a major preoccupation.

If you behave, I can send you an autographed program. This is a small production, and there are no posters. :-)

[jus_the_facts]

33. Coolness.....I shall be on my best behavior..heh I'll try anyway....

....would LOVE a program just the same....and I'm happy for you havin' a life...you deserve the very best ya know! :pals:

[Zomby Woof]

35. I was just messin'!

I would rather work not be a part of it, lol.

:hi: Amberiffic!

[jus_the_facts]

42. Yeah I totally agree....

...work sux especially when you can't afford to have a life....woo woo woo! :D

:hi: ZombyStar!:)

[Catshrink]

28. French toast, Canadian bacon, Italian roast coffee

and whatever other commie fare you can think of!

[Zomby Woof]

31. Aye comrade!

Wish you could come up next weekend and see the play! It's a good 'un! :hi:

[Catshrink]

36. Awww crap, how could I forget Poland?

Polish sausage too, please.

I wish I could too.... I bet you're mahvelous!

[Zomby Woof]

40. and Spain!

:hi:

[Baclava]

30. spam spam spam

...egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam...

[Bzzzz]

32. A little Goose for me...

and a bavarian pretzel.

[Zomby Woof]

34. interesting!

But doable. :D

[Bzzzz]

39. Nothing like starting the celebration...

a little early. For some reason Cadbury eggs and the Goose just didn't cut it this morning.

[DS1]

37. No pancakes, just bacon and eggs plx -see avatar

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

38. your donkey farted!

x(

[DS1]

45. I love the smell of Democracy in the morning!

:D

[sasquatch]

41. I want an Omelot w/red onions, hot sauce and chedder

and bacon on the side w/ coffee and creamer.

[Zomby Woof]

43. mmmmm

Yes, I can go with that.

[yellowdogintexas]

44. HA! We are having French Toast and Tea nt

[Zomby Woof]

46. HA!

Share! :P

[DS1]

47. btw - I now have one metric fuckton more hot sauces than Zomby

so stop on by DS1's International House of Hot Sauce for your eggs.

Trust me, I've got some really really really good stuff!

thanks babe ;-)

[Zomby Woof]

48. Shee-it!

I got yer hot sauce right here! :P

[DS1]

49. I got 14 different blends, biatch!

I got Thai, Vietnamese, lots of Mexican, lots of Picante.

Shit, I'm so fucking International, I don't EVEN HAVE TABASCO!

'Cause every connosoir (however it's spelled) knows that Tabasco is the Hersheys of Hot Sauce

[Zomby Woof]

50. Tabasco Habanero is good, DAMMIT

The regular stuff is better for cooking, rather than topping... but their habanero is as good as MOST, although not all of course, out there. Hellfire & Damnation is still the best habanero sauce ever.

Having said that, 14 ain't shit! I have the goddamn UN in my closet! :P

*flame war of hot sauce dick-waving begins*

[DS1]

51. My Elite A-Team of Burgundy Berets would take out your UN Peacekeepers

in a heartbeat, and leave over a million assholes whimpering through the night as collateral damage

/Sees your dick, not interested, thwaps his own down on the table