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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:41 PM
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my cat wants to eat you
1/2 pound of corned beef and she is not sated . . .


the beast keeps eating and eating and eating
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:46 PM
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1. *Backs away from cat*
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:47 PM
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2. i'm wondering what i got myself into . . .
she likes people food and eschews cat food.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:47 PM
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3. My cats will defend me
Bring it!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:47 PM
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4. i think my cat will probably eat your cat
especially if they smell like meat
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:49 PM
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5. I have a fifteen pound male
A female who thinks she's a lioness, and their child. They would give your cat a run for the money.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:51 PM
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7. maybe we can set them loose in the square circle
kittymania I
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:52 PM
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8. OK
It won't be pretty!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 10:50 PM
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6. I'm afraid I'm not very tasty.
My cat eats all the time and even nibbles on some other people, but never nibbles on me. :shrug:
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