I am Travis of the Cosmos.

[SmileyBoy]

I have travelled many light-years so that I might attain a career on Earth. Possibly in retail, but I'm still feeling out the job situation. Ideally, it would be a staff position with insurance and hopefully a 401k. I haven't been to the dentist in five years. My breath smells like a sack of buttholes. So give me a job now or I will leave in peace, with every one of your eyeballs digested inside what I ironically call my body. Did you understand what I just said?

Yesterday good day birthday...

Don't be such a bitch-a, I lawyer...

Come up to room for drink, nude be me!!

Shut up, bitch! Get beer for me lawyer!!

I need 401k! Benefit!!

You look good in dress. You look better on my floor!!

[SmileyBoy]

1. Kick

:kick:

[WindRavenX]

2. grr...so jealous you get CN

BC gives us free cable- MTV, Comedy Central and shit like that- BUT NO CARTOON NETWORK.
ARGHH!!!! :grr:

[SmileyBoy]

3. I only get 53 channels on my basic.

My parents have over 200 channels on DirecTV. Lucky bastards...