Special Lurking Freeper Poll: Best place for a first date with your cousin

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: Special Lurking Freeper Poll: Best place for a first date with your cousin

[Dr.Phool]

1. Out behind the outhouse,

[acmavm]

2. Goober's would be my guess. But they'd better not let their brother or

sister catch them. Jealousy is an ugly thing.

[Radical Activist]

3. Dairy Queen for sure

They play that romantic country music in the store.

I actually like Dairy Queen. There's something so small town about them.

[libhill]

4. Yup

Darry Queen be jam up - then catch 'em a picture show up to the drive-in. Don't like that ward "queen" tho - sounds like one o' them thar demmycrat funny folks, what Bush said hain't no 'count no how.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. I came from a small town, and my family went to DQ at LEAST weekly...

...so yeah, I'd be down for a DQ date out of nostalgia, but I WOULDN'T take my cousin...

They have DQs here in Silicon Valley (as well as their evil doppelganger, Foster's Freeze) but they're missing the charm. For the uninitiated, watch the DQ scenes in "Waiting For Guffman"...THAT's the DQ vibe.

:evilgrin:

[ET Awful]

5. You didn't included a choice for cow tippin' on old man Johnson's farm

YeeeeHaw!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Oh man, how could I leave out the Freeper National Sport?

:evilgrin:

[Zorra]

8. Family reunions are by far the best. If cuz dumps you, you get another

shot at the fambly hotties.

[-..__...]

9. Bleachers at the tractor pull.

Way at the top so the kin folk don't see ya when ya duck down and climb down underneath.

[NNadir]

10. It depends on whether your cousin is also your sister.

I can't answer without more information.

[FuzzySlippers]

11. I like to go to monster truck races

with my cousin-boyfriends.