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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:12 PM
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I've Got Little Girl Hands!
Damn it to blazes.

I think the skin destined for my hands went to my nose. Gah.

What part(s) of your body do you hate?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:14 PM
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1. mah manhood
22 inches is alot to get into a pair of pants
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:16 PM
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3. the good thing about manhood...
it can always be increased.

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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:18 PM
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5. that is one HELL of a potato gun
does he drop in a whole can of spray paint to fire that thing?
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:23 PM
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7. Gotta know more about that Spud Gun!!!
Compressed gas??? What the Hell does it shoot? Too big 'fer taters...
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:14 PM
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2. Well, you've got Ann Coulter beat! n/t
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:17 PM
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4. everything except my hands
my hands and wrists are thin and my fingers are long

not that sexy, but good for art

the rest of my body i could do without
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:20 PM
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6. Adams Family anyone? Anyone?
:)
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:31 PM
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11. You know...
If everyone looked like Brian Molko I'm sure nobody would be complaining about their looks

He makes a prettier looking girl than I am

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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:26 PM
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8. I've got man-boobs.
Gynecomastia is what it's called. I never could change my shirt in the locker room after gym class.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:26 PM
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9. I too have little girl hands.... but I suppose that isn't so bad for me.
:P

I could do without the pot-belly my lower abdomen has going on. x(
Although I am working on it... thank you Belly Dancing DVDs. :D
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:29 PM
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10. That would be too cool.
You could totally be hired by the CIA to entertain the Sultan of Ashaban Al-Salari and steal the floppy disc containing the codes to the nuclear weapon out of his coat pocket in the process.

Bitchin'.


PS, i made that person up


:silly:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:31 PM
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13. LOL!!!!
:rofl:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:31 PM
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12. my feet, i don't even like to think about them
i never go barefoot and sandals, i think not.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-03-05 08:37 PM
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14. Me too, but I like 'em
Back in the day, I could put my entire fist in my mouth. Maybe I still can; I'm not that curious anymore.


The above may convey to you why having small hands can be a great advantage. Unfortunately I can't say more without getting your thread locked.:D
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-04-05 04:58 AM
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15. It's not the size that matters
It's what you do with them.
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