Drew Barrymore should not play Ann Coulter. She's too hot.

[coloradodem2005]

She actually has a thick enough body to satisfy. :evilgrin: She is also not vicious enough. Barry Gibb is very tempermental.

[BlondieK143]

1. She's very very hot!

And seems like a helluva cool chick!

[Emops]

2. You're talking about Drew Barrymore, right?

And not Annthrax Coulter?

[BlondieK143]

4. Yeah, whoops!

Probably should've clarified that one.

[Momgonepostal]

3. Barrymore actually looks like a woman

She's way too feminine to play Ann.

[driver8]

5. Sebastian Bach from Skid Row would be perfect!

He already has the hair...and he is very skinny and has an adam's apple and a penis!

[Wolfman 11]

9. you're on the right track...

... you have the 1980's materialistic mentality down, but SB's penis is much smaller than Ann's in Real Life (don't tell!)

[imenja]

6. Gwyneth Paltrow or Cameron Diaz would work

they look enough like her.

[fujiyama]

8. Nope...

they still look too feminine.

You're thinking of the wrong gender altogether.

Then again, Ann Coulter is so hideous...I don't think there is anyone that could play her.

[lumpy]

7. How about this ?

http://www.straponvets.com/

[jdj]

10. Axl Rose, maybe? Or Chris Robinson from the Black Crowes?

have to be a man, a really skinny one.

[Hatalles]

dupe

[Hatalles]

11. David Spade might make a good Ann Coulter.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

12. I know who we could get to play Ann Coulter

What about 3CPO with a blonde wig?

[Abelman]

13. True true

I wouldn't say no to Drew.

[Seabiscuit]

14. Camilla should play Ann Coulter. Two stone cold bitches.

[DoNotRefill]

15. Why would they cast a woman to play Coulter?

</Austin Powers mode ON>

She's a MAN, BABY!!!

[Melynn]

16. Uh.......tell me this is a joke

and nobody is going to actually make a movie about Ann Coulter. That would be the ultimate horror movie.

[Dave Sund]

17. I think it was an SNL skit

Remember when John Goodman played Linda Tripp? That's the type of thing they should have been shooting for.

[Melynn]

18. Now, that would be alright

Coulter would be a natural for a SNL skit. She's already a walking parody.

[sonicx]

19. Lara Flynn Boyle...

She voted for Bush.

[Atlas Mugged]

20. Paul Rubens aka Peewee Herman

n/t

[lpbk2713]

21. Andy Dick would be very convincing in the role as A/C.

Bears a strong resemblance and the name fits right in too. One Dick playing the part of another.

[El Fuego]

22. Jason Mewes! (of Jay & Silent Bob fame)

He's perfect! The resemblance is dead on.

[fujiyama]

23. That is scary

and an uncanny resemblence.

So far I'd say he's the best pick.

And on edit: I'd say he still makes a better looking female than Ann Coulter...