Help me! I opened a ten oz. can of Smoked Almonds...
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Help me! I opened a ten oz. can of Smoked Almonds...
Help me! I opened a ten oz. can of Smoked Almonds, and I need to be talked off the bridge! These things could hurt me!
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:40 PM
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:48 PM
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3. What's your e-mail addy? I'll send some to you.
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Mon Apr-11-05 08:05 PM
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5. Darn I don't think they'll make the trip.
probaly get eatten in cybor space lol
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Mon Apr-11-05 08:07 PM
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6. I'm sorry, Dear, you know I'd share! :-(
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Tue Apr-12-05 12:54 AM
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9. Thank you, Sweety! :-)
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:42 PM
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:51 PM
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4. That was only an analogy for the precarious position these smoked almonds.
Edited on Mon Apr-11-05 07:52 PM by BikeWriter
put me in. It is their destiny I eat them, but the rate at which I do so may determine mine!
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Mon Apr-11-05 08:13 PM
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8. Back away from the almonds.
There's no need for anyone to get hurt. ;)
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:18 AM
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13. Thank you for your kind words.... I'll jump in them if you come closer!
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Tue Apr-12-05 12:56 AM
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10. I hope you're enjoying a nice whiskey with those. nt
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:22 AM
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14. Well, uh, I was until I began wondering how they'd taste in a martooni...
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Tue Apr-12-05 01:17 AM
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11. Now you have to eat them all.
AS IF YOU COULD STOP? HA HA HA HA HA! B-)
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:24 AM
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15. I COULD STOP, I REALLY, REALLY COULD, IF I WANTED TO!
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Tue Apr-12-05 01:19 AM
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12. Actually, almonds are good for you...
But not the smoked ones. You'll drop over before the can hits the ground. Sorry.
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:25 AM
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16. Before the can hits the ground? Aww shit...
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Tue Apr-12-05 08:17 AM
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17. Just hang on tight...don't drop the can, and you'll be fine! eom
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Tue Apr-12-05 08:57 AM
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18. Oh, okay, thanks! ;-)
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