Wild and crazy dream about O'Reilley

[TheReligiousLeft]

I dreampt I was walking to the campus bookstore and next thing I knew my one Religious studies professor drives up to me with a metermaid cart. He tells me to hop in, we're going to change the world. Next thing I know we are smashing through the bookstore door. O'Reilley was signing books. We chased him around the store, eventually I pegged him with an umbrella and we ran him over.
Dreams like that are crazy. I think it might have had something to do with getting a contact high from Parachute pants (white guy who listens to Ice Ice baby at minimum once a day) across the hall.

[alphafemale]

1. Umbrellas, like minds and parachutes, function best when open.

O'Reilly has a closed mind and must suffer the consequences of the closed umbrella.

He is also opposed to change.
Change is the only weapon that can be used against a metermaid cart.

Heck...I don't know.
:shrug:

[MUAD_DIB]

2. I had a dream 2 nights ago about Lieberman...

since he has been booed (in reality) at a few events he was going around with a brown papper bag over his head with two holes cut into it so he could see.

He was greeting everybody in this mall parking lot by saying' "Hi. I am not Joe Lieberman, but if I was I would tell you....." His voice then trails trails off as I walk away, disinterested, into the rest of my dream.

The last thing that I see is him bumping into a light poll.

I don't usually dream in slpastick, but I woke up with a smile on my face.