You're fired!

[Danocrat]

You're fired!

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires
a new CEO. This
new boss is determined to rid the company of all
slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy
leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
know he means
business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much
money do you make a
week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and
replies, "I make
$300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams,
"Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
looks around the
room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-off did
here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters, "Pizza delivery
guy from Domino's."

[baldguy]

1. Yeah, that's about right.

Most CEOs I've met are clueless.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Ahhhh...

The ring of truth.

Undoubtedly, the CEO went back to his office and practiced his golf on the putting green in his office.

Note: Cendant, the big holding company, recently built new executive offices. Each office has its own putting green. Priorities.