What advice would you like to give to the new moderators

[LynneSin]

Don't take the blue pill?
Don't drink the Grape Kool-aid?

What advice would you like to give them?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Cats are the avatars of the Gods....

...and they need to just accept that!

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Oh, and "Don't eat the yellow snow".

I think that pretty much covers everything.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Tranquilizer Dart Guns.

Darts filled with a stiff dose of Ketamine.

Always in good taste. ;-)

[Bunny]

4. Don't eat the brown acid.

[sniffa]

5. don't read anything i post

[Midlodemocrat]

6. And miss the L's?

No way.

[matcom]

7. i am a good boy

i never start sex threads
i never flame

*you are getting ssslllleeeeeeeeeepppyyyyy

[LynneSin]

8. Absolutely correct!!

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[Midlodemocrat]

15. You forgot

don't run with scissors.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Stop peeing in the sink. And get a haircut. You look like hippie freaks.

And call your mom once in a while, fer God's sake. Would it kill ya to just call your mom and let her know at least that you're still alive? She worries about you so much. And she gave birth to ya, don't forget.

And pull yer damn pants up and wear a belt.

And for the women - why don't you ever wear that nice skirt I bought you? You look so cute in it. Not like that crap you wear now. What is that - circus tent material and an old Edsel? You have enough metal on you to build a work shed.

[LynneSin]

10. They're moderators - not your children

:eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Hey, I'm just sayin'.

You know.
}( B-) :silly:

[Joe Power]

11. Never eat spinach with a stranger

[OKNancy]

12. Good morning

I just want you to know that I got a big laugh when I saw I was assigned to the lounge. I hope I'll still be laughing when the term is up.
BWHAHAHAHA :hi:

[LynneSin]

16. Well I hope some of this advice will help out in the lounge

:bounce:

[OKNancy]

17. Yes it will

I like the one that says "drink a lot" I could manage that.

[Wapsie B]

13. Drink a lot.

[madinmaryland]

14. Be generous with the Swedish Fish. n/t