Flirt with me...If you dare Part II

[yvr girl]

Same as before. I may flirt back, or you could crash and burn.

I again have a randomizing object deciding your fate.

[progmom]

1. yvr girl?

what's the randomizing object today?

[yvr girl]

3. It's a new one, but I'm not saying what it is just yet

[progmom]

4. my iPod is broken

...and so is my heart.

[yvr girl]

11. Poor baby

That sucks. Why is your heart broken?

[progmom]

36. because my iPod is broken

i am carrying on an illicit love affair with my iPod.
and now he's broken.
and i am 3 days past my free warranty period. :cry:

[yvr girl]

40. 3 days

That's so wrong. I'll try and kiss it better. :*

[progmom]

55. what will i listen to on the plane?

poop poop poop.
and on the ride up to boston with jimmyjazz?
poop.
:cry:

[yvr girl]

59. They have these audio channels on planes

And shouldn't you be talking to JJ on the trip up?

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. I know what you'll listen to on the way up to Boston...

JJ chattering away about how The Clash is the only band that matters.

[Huckebein the Raven]

12. Would chocolates help ?

[progmom]

38. are the chocolates

...authorized iPod repairmen?

:cry:

[Huckebein the Raven]

50. I'm so sorry

:hug:

[progmom]

57. thanks, babe

:cry:

[democracyindanger]

2. Somebody call heaven, because there's an angel missing.

That's all I got. Well, there is the "Nice boobies" bit, but I don't think it would play well here.

[yvr girl]

6. Heaven was no good without you

:-)

[A HERETIC I AM]

Your toes are like tiny little fromitz that klimmin on my phlennitz

They have the quality of a soft, silky........ Oh the hell with it.


Wanna beer?

[yvr girl]

13. Only if you'll have one with me

:*

[A HERETIC I AM]

27. But of course!

The offer of "Wanna beer?" was made with two in hand!

[yvr girl]

37. You appear to be one of the chosen few

The randomizing object likes you, and so do I.

[A HERETIC I AM]

41. That's because i am charming, witty, polite and modest as hell.

not to mention i like your toes.











I hope





and i have beer

[yvr girl]

46. you've never even seen my toes

Do you have any wine?

[A HERETIC I AM]

54. Correct. I have not seen your toes. Do you have ten of them? Are they

evenly distributed amongst your lower extremities?

Good enough.

And yes, i DO have wine. A lovely Riesling chilling in the fridge and a nice Merlot.


White or red?

[yvr girl]

62. White please

I have 10 toes, 5 per foot.

[A HERETIC I AM]

73. 5 per foot? Just so happens that MY randomizing thingermerizer says

that is just about perfect.

One nicely chilled glass of crisp Riesling made from grapes grown with folks with ten toes in mind just arrived at your elbow.




You have 2 elbows........right?....

[yvr girl]

76. Two elbows

Two lips

[A HERETIC I AM]

78. Hmmmm! two lips? One of each?

always wanted a pair like that. Last girl i kissed had 2 bottom ones. It was a good thing i was taller than she was cause i had to kiss down. So...whats your sign? Mine is "Slower traffic Keep Right"

[yvr girl]

80. That's a good sign

[A HERETIC I AM]

81. If you had said "Aquarium" i might have said "Great! Lets get tanked!

but then, your randomizer might turn on me and then i would be back to the toes thing.

[texas1928]

5. Some lovely flowers for a lovely girl.

[yvr girl]

9. The flowers are lovely

But I must decline them.

[texas1928]

17. Oh well.

Win some, lose some.

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. Hey hon, why don't you sit down next to me

while I whisper sweet nothings in your ear

:D

[yvr girl]

15. Not tonight

I'm sorry.

[coloradodem2005]

8. Hellooo Baaaaaby!!!!

[yvr girl]

16. I must ignore you

The randomizing object is tough.

[johnnie]

10. Let me give this a try

So...what's a girl that's nice doing in a place that is also nice? Is that how it goes?

[yvr girl]

18. Looking for a nice guy like you

[johnnie]

31. Oh..well, then ummm

Crap! That's as far as I got on my flirting technique.
Let me try this...
My mind is tired, because you been running thru it all night.
Um no, ok...
Sorry, I'm all out of lines. :(
I guess that is why I am sitting home alone..lol.

[yvr girl]

39. That's ok

I think you're cute.

[johnnie]

42. Thank you

Can I have your permission to call this a date? Then I can tell people I went out with a beautiful woman tonight and if I have your permission, I won't be lying B-)

[yvr girl]

44. Sure

After fate put us together and all.

[johnnie]

48. That's true

Thanks hun
:thumbsup:
I owe ya :)

[yvr girl]

64. you owe fate

[elshiva]

14. Hello, sweetie! You are beautiful.

Sorry if that's lame, but it's all I got.

[yvr girl]

It's not enough

[elshiva]

23. Evening sweetie, can I buy you a drink?

[yvr girl]

26. The randomizing object instructs me to NOT flirt with you

[elshiva]

30. Ahhhhhhh! Damn!

:cry: Here's your drink, though:
:beer:

[lenidog]

19. Whats the randomizing object? A magic 8 ball.

[yvr girl]

21. top secret

[CanuckAmok]

20. Um....

"flirt".

[yvr girl]

22. You've been bad

no flirting for you

[lenidog]

25. Self Delete read the wrong message

[CanuckAmok]

34. If you had been a Russian champion chessmistress I wouldn't have strayed.

...

[Radical Activist]

24. Is that a randomizing object in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?

hehe I know you're a woman, but since this is random I might as well flirt badly.

[yvr girl]

29. I am very happy to see you

But I don't have anything in my pocket.

[Tom Kitten]

28. OK...I'm game!

Say, vyr girl...If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

:hippie:

[yvr girl]

32. I would indeed

[Tom Kitten]

71. ok

you have a beautiful body :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. Somehow tonight, I feel as though I could crash and burn...

But only yvr girl's randomizing object knows for sure! I make no claims tonight even though I believe I am your favorite Californian! So do your worst! I CAN TAKE IT! :scared:

[yvr girl]

35. Because I love you I tried twice

I cannot flirt with you. :cry:

[bopchick]

43. will you flirt with a newbie?

i come bearing drinks:

[yvr girl]

49. It's not very friendly I know

but I can't flirt with you

[bopchick]

53. bah

x(

[Champ]

45. I'm taken

Decide my fate.....

[yvr girl]

52. Your fate is with the one who has taken you

[coloradodem2005]

47. Ok. To get creative, I will flirt with you in song.

Oh wee, baby I declare you sure look fine
Oho wee, baby I declare you sure look fine
A girl like you has made many a man change his mind
Baby when you walk you know you shake like a willow tree
Baby when you walk you know you shake like a willow tree
A girl like you would just love to make a fool of me
Let me love you baby, let me love you baby
Let me love you little darlin', let me love you baby
Let me love you darlin' 'till your good love drives me crazy
Let me love you baby, let me love you baby
Let me love you little darlin', let me love you baby
Let me love you darlin' 'till your good love drives me crazy

[yvr girl]

56. You're trying to be sneaky

You've already been randomized.

[coloradodem2005]

60. Randomization does not account for creativity.

[BlueManDude]

51. Red Stripe is my eau de cologne

[yvr girl]

58. I'm not familiar with it

But come closer, and I'll tell you if I like it or not.

[BlueManDude]

69. an intoxicating Jamaican Lager

I'm full of mystery - just like the island itself.

[yvr girl]

72. I'll have to find out all your secrets

[BlueManDude]

83. there'll be no secrets between us mi amore

we'll know each other inside and out - down to every sickening, annoying habit.

scary huh.

[Droopy]

63. Damn everybody is crashing and burning

I think your randomizing object may be a bit unrandom.

Well, I'm not really a good flirt, but man I got a cool car and a nice place and a pocket full of cash and I'm just waiting for someone to have a good time with. Will you come along?

[yvr girl]

67. It sounds like the perfect evening to me

What do you think of the randomizing object now.

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. I'm not flirting... just saying hey.

So... hey. :hi:

:silly:

[yvr girl]

68. Hey back

:hi:

[ComerPerro]

66. That shirt is very becoming on you

But, if I was that shirt, I'd be..

... nevermind...

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

70. you're bad

I like bad boys.

[hippiepunk]

74. Goddamn!

that randomizing object is one tough little sumbitch!

[yvr girl]

75. It likes you though

Last night's object was much friendlier.

:hi:

[hippiepunk]

77. Good to know

Im lucky with randomized flirting!

[yvr girl]

79. Fate can be fickle

People who won last night, crashed and burned tonight.

[derbstyron]

82. You're so great..

you make me feel like a better person.

ON EDIT: learning how to spell would help