Things You Can Say About Your Boat, But Not Your Significant Other

[Arkana]

"She's takin' on water!"

"Aw, she's all holed up in the back and smells like an ole dead fish."

[Fenris]

1. "Man, that's one big poop deck she's got there."

[Borgnine]

2. "So, who wants to board her first?

[ltfranklin]

3. Arrrrrr

All Hands On Deck!

The Ocean, she's a harsh mistress...but me mate looks better in black leather!

[Allenberg]

4. Arrr

I gots me a big one filled with lots of seamen.

I'm sorry. :(

[ltfranklin]

10. All I can say is...

Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down
Way aye blow the man down
Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow him away
Give me some time to blow the man down!

[Baclava]

5. "Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

UH-oh...this could be bad.

[BringEmOn]

6. Thar she blows!

[sakabatou]

7. "So... what is she... a 14 footer?"

[GOPisEvil]

8. She's got a great poop deck.

[Deb]

9. I'll bite

It has an easy start four stroke thats good for a 12+ hour ride.


It has an auto-pilot so it really never needs to stop and ask directions.

[Schema Thing]

11. She's got a permanetly damp bilge

and she's in dire need of a bottom job.

[ltfranklin]

12. And in keeping with the nautical theme.

Mull's "Men"

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men,men...

It's great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea, oh,
We don't know where we'll land or when, but it's great to be with men.

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care, oh,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair, oh!
(And clog the drain with hair, oh!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room, there's no one here but men!

There's men above and men below and men down in the galley,
There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff and one guy we call Sally!
(And one guy we call Sally!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
You'll never have to lift the seat, there's no one here but men!

We're men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in seperate beds and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)

Men, men, men,
we're a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard, there's no one here but men!

Amen (prounounced "Ahhhhh, men!")

I know this has very little to do with the subject, but it reminded me of the song, and I wondered if anybody else remembered Martin Mull's music?