Would it kill you to pick up the phone and call your mother??

[dolo amber]

We did the best we could...all we've done...it's gonna kill you to give us a call, let us know you're not lying dead in a ditch somewhere? If you don't call...It's Pesach, if God forbid you should forget the corn syrup-free Coke for whatever seder you're going to since of course you're too busy to come to ours...

[mykpart]

1. Well, it wouldn't kill me,

but it would give me a really bad headache.

[MADem]

2. Not a call, not a card, nothing!

We only hear from you when you need money, we only see you when you have ten pillowcases of dirty laundry!!

[VelmaD]

3. At this hour...

she would hit me on the head with a shovel and throw my corpse in a ditch.

[Zuni]

14. my mother would have a heart attack if I called her at this hour

if I call her at 9:30 she is like "whats wrong...are you OK."

She is NOT a night owl. She thinks everything after 10 is nothing but trouble. But I love her anyway.

[sundog]

4. i AM dead in a ditch

someone cut me

sorry :(

[fortyfeetunder]

5. yeah, I'll call 1-800-HEAVEN

that's the only way I'll find her...

meanwhile I talked with the dad tonight.

[mykpart]

6. I always forget, when I'm bitching about my mom,

that not everyone has a dysfunctional family. I'm sorry you don't have your mother anymore, and didn't mean to offend.

[fortyfeetunder]

10. Oh, it was OK

I moved cross country to get away from her!

[Floogeldy]

7. I guess I'd have to kill myself to talk to her.

Since she has died.

[tedoll78]

8. I call Mom once a week.

Sunday night at 630PM. Right after the kitchen is clean, and right before she showers before settling-down to watch television and read until bedtime.

Such a momma's boy.. geez..

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Well, I did go to a Seder tonight...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. Actually, it might...

I'd have a major heart attack if she answered, because she passed away about three years ago...

[JanMichael]

12. Yep. It's 2am and she'd freakin' kill me if I woke her up.

Sorry:-)

[Zuni]

13. I call mommy several times a week, thank you

just don't tell the chicks I try to impress :hide:

[Elidor]

15. Hey, mom? Do you have $2,000? 'Cause I'm in jail.

Hello? Mom? Hello...

[evlbstrd]

16. Maybe

considering she is dead and all.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Hell..just the long distance and roaming charges would get ya on that one

(sorry about your mom, btw)

[evlbstrd]

24. Thanks.

When we held her wake and scattered her ashes, we forgot to check the wind direction. Mom got in our faces one last time!

[Heidi]

17. I called my mother just yesterday, thank you very much. (nt)

[HEyHEY]

18. Would it kill them to phone me?!

[asthmaticeog]

20. In the JEWISH group, you should post this, maybe?

:shrug: (<----- DU's most Hebraic smilie)

[maddiejoan]

21. Aw jeeez Ma!

Ya gotta follow me to DU too? Not enogh ya come to the dyke bars to meet my "special lady-friends"? I'll call! I just gotta charge my cel, okay.

okay?

[all.of.me]

22. no, but it might kill HER!

[Squeech]

23. Nag, nag, nag

Jeez! I'll see her tonight at my brother's seder, okay?

Seder, as you probably know, is the Hebrew word for "order." Last night, instead of a seder, I attended perhaps the most glorious embodiment of *disorder* ever: THE BOSTON DU MEETUP! :grouphug:

[R. A. Fuqua]

25. you scared me!

I saw your thread title--and I thought--oh no it is mother's day and I forgot all about it!

This would be a great thread for mother's day--reminds all the slackers to at least give mom a call.