DU Group proposal: Sad, Lonely, Pathetic Men that dont get any.

[maveric]

I'll even make the opening thread. Hell, I'll Moderate!

[Droopy]

1. LOL!

Count me in. Thanks for ending my night with a laugh. :)

[SmileyBoy]

2. I wanna moderate.

I'm more qualified than anyone else on this board.

[MrScorpio]

3. Jesus freaking Christ! What's wrong with you people?

If I was single, I'd be on a tear right now

Try being married with your wife out of town for a while.


Get the fuck up and nail something

[KitchenWitch]

4. LOL

[SmileyBoy]

5. It's kind of hard to do when you have a social skills learning disorder.

Try growing up and living your life being unable to maintain close friendships with people due to your social anxiety and inability to read social cues.

Read up on Aspberger's Syndrome sometime, and stop being so insensitive.

[Skittles]

7. SmileyBoy

I was watching your smiley for a while and I laughed my ass off :D

By the way, I think you do remarkably well on DU - you seem to have no problems with the written word?

[SmileyBoy]

9. No problems with writing.

Interestingly enough, I'm very outgoing in person. The only problem is that it's only around males. I have quite a few friends who are guys. But around females, I get really scared and introverted. This girl (really attractive, BTW) at lunch one day wanted to talk with me, and I could barely keep myself to look at her face and talk coherently and not like a mumbling idiot. She obviously had the hots for me, and there was really nothing I could say to her in a subtle way to let her know that.

I've contemplated that I might be gay, but I'm not sure...

[Skittles]

15. I have a severely autistic brother

he is not really able to function at all outside the house - and he has deteriorated over the years. I think it's how I got such a combative personality - I remember being 12 years old, people staring at my brother and me yelling WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[hfojvt]

8. I have a syndrome?

What's a social cue? Can I get a disability check for this? Actually, I think I am pretty good at reading social cues. "Get lost geek" comes through loud and clear.

[SmileyBoy]

10. dupe

[SmileyBoy]

11. Do a Google on "Aspberger's Syndrome".

It's an Autistic spectrum disorder. There's tests you can take to see if you have it.

[maveric]

12. I'm a stutterer with a partial amputation to my left hand, who is a single

parent with 3 kids at home and no fucking money and a 1980 Bronco with a broken wing window.
I feel your pain Smiley!

[Skittles]

14. lol..................maveric

I THINK YOU ROCK! :thumbsup:

[Abelman]

6. I'm not pathetic

okay, maybe I am.

I'd join.

[CubsFan1982]

13. Methinks I may have to join, too.

Nine months, and counting.

Is there a smiley that expresses sexual frustration?

[Deja Q]

16. I'm hip, sign me up!

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