My abdominal ultrasound tests came back!

[graywarrior]

I have Self-absorbed Syndrome brought on by aversion to authority and a severe allergy to my job.

In addition, I have symptoms of yellow streak down my spine caused by procrastination about looking for another job and quitting this highly paid position of $10.82 per hour.

Treatment: Get off the shit.

Thank you for your attention.

[NoSheep]

1. You're in good company with that condition!

:D

[patcox2]

2. No signs of cranial-rectal inversion?

Thats good news.

[graywarrior]

3. Tight ass control freak syndrome

[Aiptasia]

4. That's high paid?

Man i'd have the same condition if that was all I was making. Even Mcdonalds slave labor in these parts brings down $9 an hour.

If you have a degree your being short changed.

[graywarrior]

5. $10.82 is Florida wage for asst. management

Where I not only process and price all merchandize, but I clean, shelve and rotate out books, wait on cutomers, unload 40 to 60 totes of books daily, act as cashier all day, answer the phone, attend training meetings (given by brain dead fuckwits), balance out at the end of the day (by dipping into the slush fund because no one is accurate at 10.52 per hour), and supervise unhappy employees who make 7.50 to 8.00 per hour and threaten to resign on the hour.

Not to mention that I stand all day, breathe in mold and mildew from donated wet books and magazines pretend I like my job although, everyone at work now knows I hate it.