Who wants to apply dove's blood to my nipple and yell "HAIL SATAN" with me

[RandomKoolzip]

C'mon, I'm lonely, and there's a freshly dead dove on my desk who's head I've just bitten off.

And I've been neglecting my Satanic duties lately.

Any tankers....whoops I mean "takers?"

[northzax]

1. left or right nipple?

it makes a difference, you know.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. I have only one nipple.

And it's not on my chest.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Sorry, I'm too busy banging a box turtle.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Jeez, how many times have I heard THAT one before!

[LynneSin]

7. Do I make you horny?

[kick-ass-bob]

8. back in 8-12...

:7

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

9. Please! I'm TRYING to be monogamous to one turtle!!

You're tempting me far too much!!

[LynneSin]

18. Here this will help

[yardwork]

15. Look out! Those claws are sharp!

[RandomKoolzip]

16. No, but the turtle does!

Bah-boom! Thank you, you've been a lovely audience! Enjoy the buffet...

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Ozzy!!!

:headbang:

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Ozzy's a wuss.

My real inspiration is Roxette:



THEY knew how to get real fuckin' wild, man.

[kick-ass-bob]

14. they bit the head off a dove?

not until Ozzy did it, I'm sure.
:eyes:

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Ozzy's a mere dustmote compared to the Mountain of Decadence

that is....ROXETTE.

[hunter]

29. Stick a straw up your nose and snort some ants.

Satanists are such pansies.

[jeff30997]

17. Yea man ! Compared to them Marilyn Manson looks like...

Mel Torme.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Cradle of Filth are bunch of femmes when brought into contrast with

the burning intensity that is.....ROXETTE.

[Cassandra]

4. Ummmmmmmm..........

Nah!

[matcom]

11. The LORD OF HELLFIRE has your back!

you'll be just fine

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I hope you know I'm copycatting you....

What with your peanut butter in the navel threads and such...

Anyway: care to pick up a Q-Tip and start paintin'?

[matcom]

26. well aware of that

:D

but get it straight...

TEQUILA in the navel.
PEANUT BUTTER on my eyelids.
MARZIPAN out of my ear.

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Damn!

I'm so fucking stupid! :cry:

[redqueen]

12. Does it matter what it's applied with?

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Yes: it must be applied with resentment.

[lenidog]

13. Satan is a loser! I reserve my worship for the dread Cthulhu.

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

21. Cthulhu is a sissy.

I reserve my worship for the mighty Krapolah !

[lenidog]

24. When the stars are right Cthulhu will rise from his slumber in sunken

Ryleh and destroy you blasphemer. :evilgrin: ;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Can't you even wait two weeks?

Your nipple chafes my tongue.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Did you get your "package" yet?

And I don't mean "nipples."

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. You mean "the wallet you lifted from my drunk girlfriend?"

Not yet.

Haven't been home today, though.