Get me to 5,000 posts! Ask me anything!

[MisterP]

(But my avatar will answer. Zeus trapped him(?) under a hill in Nevada's Amargosa Valley, near all the ghost towns and the a-bomb test sites).

[Robeysays]

1. how old are you?

[MisterP]

7. 2,847 this May

Mr. P is significantly younger, in what the humans call college

[Evergreen Emerald]

11. Does the P stand for...

...something you do?
...something you eat?
...something you wear?

[MisterP]

12. actually, an American White Pelican (N. Amer.'s heaviest flying bird)

I work with www.pacificwildlife.org, and he's on it.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. hey avatar,

What is your name?

Are you Native American?

What is your favorite ghost town?

Do you like valleys better than mountains?

feel free to answer each question in a seperate post

[MisterP]

5. I'm too old for names! (well, if you must know, it's Herman)

Mr. P himself lives in Orange County, California, far south; I'm just his avatar.
The local Shoshone used to worship me as a primordial earth-and-water deity of the id and subconscious back in the 1600's, but even a bird-lizard thing punished by the gods ages ago gets boring, I guess.
I still remember when the gold panners came by occasionally in the 60's and 70's (1860's, that is), but Beatty was right next door, though my "influence" extended to Rhyolite.

[jus_the_facts]

3. Anything I WANT TO?

GOSH! :D

[MisterP]

4. stop stalking Mr. P!

*Kip stares at the eight-inch mountain of shredded cheddar*
"Gosh, Napoleom, I'm really bithy."

[jus_the_facts]

6. Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?

:*

[hippiepunk]

8. How'd you get trapped?

Stupid Zeus, always messin' stuff up!

[MisterP]

9. preemptive strike after Typhon got "uppity" (no relation)

Mount Aetna's erupted recently too. Conveniently, Mercury/Hermes flies by and gives me doodads, like the ability to pick up microwave from TV satellites and radio. For a backpack-sized head sticking out of the ground, I'm surprisingly not taken advantage of. I also have a pilot's license, though I'm really a living airplane. But horribly undernourished: 2157 will be the three-thousandth anniversary of my last real meal (weeds and decomposing bunnies and drifters excluded). I hope Bush won't be president then...

[MisterP]

10. Well, while I have the floor, I'll give you my three goals

if I get out of this-here rock (and "Putting Education #1" will not be around #3 like with non-St. George (Hey, a dragon joke! Ask me if I smoke! (And parenthetical comments within parenthetical comments (like this)))), in chronological order:
1) Teach Ted Nugent that guns can't kill everything and soiling yourself does nothing.
2) Establish a cult and oppose President Bonzo thereby.
3) Repopulate the Earth if you chimps haven't turned it into Mercury or Venus in the distant future. Besides, you could use a little food-chain competition.

[bigwillq]

13. Do you know that you're

ONE away from 5,000! Post already damnit!:bounce: :hi:

[MisterP]

15. Three cheers for the red, white, and blue!

Actually, I've never seen a U.S. flag, just from satellite TV. But I do know the secret of Groom Lake (the truth is out there, and they are supremely unintelligent).

[GOPBasher]

14. Hey Avatar! I just fired my avatar. Would you like a new job?

I think my benefits package is better than MisterP's. :shrug:

[Heidi]

16. You did it!

Just checked your profile and you've hit 5,000. Congrats, MisterP! :hi:

[MisterP]

17. Bush: "You shouldn'ta criticized Llawee. Now you're gonna get

wot's comin' to ya!"